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2006-11-13 @ 12:27 a.m.
medical miracle....call Lourdes!!

Ya know that severe sciatic nerve pain in my ass, I've been bitching about for like three weeks? Its gone. Its truly miraculous. Its so miraculous in fact, that I think I may soon be writing a lengthy dissertation in the prestigious New England Journal of Medicine about it. Why? Because I think I may have just stumbled upon a stupendous medical discovery. What is it? One word...

ORGASM!!

Thanks B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend). :-)


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