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2006-12-18 @ 1:28 a.m.
the Hanukkah cat detective


Guardcat was snooping around in my bathroom cabinet this morning. Last time she went in there, there was a mouse, so I opened the doors and looked deep into the chaos. I couldn�t see anything moving or hear anything squeaking, so I went to shut the door and there was something sticking out. Like most of you, instead of looking to see what it was, I just kept trying to slam the door shut, because Guardcat was being all nosy and I didn�t want her poking around in there again. Finally, after about 14 aggravated door slammings, I looked to see what was jamming the door. And it was these....



My 3-D Happy Hanukkah glasses. How incredibly clever of Guardcat to be reminding me that its Hanukkah. She certainly wasn�t looking for no dumb fuzzy mouse. She was just hunting down our ultra cool, yet festive 3-D Hannukah glasses. Good kitty!

So, I was thinking of wearing them down to the Medicaid office tomorrow. Although to be honest, the clerks there are already scary enough in one dimension. So I guess I�ll just put them on my green stuffed sequined frog which is draped over my computer monitor and hope that his 3-D view of me, isn�t quite as horrifying.

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