What I did during the Super Bowl and the Pre-Show, which I believe started about 3 days ago...
Collected all the cat fur in my entire apartment and knitted a scarf for George Stephanopoulos.
Photoshopped a picture of David Hasselhoff to look like that guy with the silver tipped hair on "The Sopranos".
Viewed a guy's butt crack at the soda can recycling center and almost enjoyed it.
Wondered if you could make very large dangerous icicle drop on somebody's head from a second story roof with a remote control. Hey, I was just writing a scene from a movie!
ACTUALLY OPENED MY MAIL(!)
Repainted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel with a more cheerful Simpsons theme.
Gazed at my bookcase and momentarily considered putting the books in alphabetical order...and then went "What? Am I nuts?"
Wanted to go outside and make a Naked Snow Angel but then its only 7 degrees outside and I would hate to get frozen to some rock and have to have Garden Hacker Guy come and chain-saw me loose.
Tried to figure out why they put a shot of a lighthouse at the end of a commercial for Cialis, a medicine for erectile dysfunction. Do you suppose they're trying to imply you'll get a boner the size of a 300 foot lighthouse?
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upsy, downsy, upsy, splat! - 2010-05-22
April sours bring May flowers? - 2010-05-01
when finding a head in the recycling bin is the highlight of your month - 2010-03-28
fifty two chances to be awesome...ok maybe - 2010-02-20
its sorta like "Grease" except there's no musical numbers and I'm really old - 2010-02-05