2007-04-16 @ 12:25 p.m. |
Dear Mother Nature: WTF. I mean WTF!!! What are you on cocaine or something? What is this? Ten inches of snow in the middle of April? Shouldn�t we be seeing pretty little flowers poking their way up through the dirt? And maybe a ray of sunshine? And maybe even worrying about those cute little Robins I saw scurrying around the yard the other day. Like where are they going to get their worms now? Walmart??? I mean, you must have one helluva case of PMS to unload all this on us (and Jet Blue, for that matter). You should really go get a massage or eat some chocolate or something. I mean I can only lay on my couch and watch so many comedies about drag queens (�Connie and Carla�), before I have to get out and actually see a blade of grass. Ya know? So please...please...please pack up your bags of snow and go march with the penguins or something, because I really need me some Spring. Love, witty. Older Entries |
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