Comments:

hissandtell - 2005-07-17 00:21:25
And, like Tom, you have an incredibly small penis! Okay, now I'll go back and read the rest of your entry! Love, R xxx
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Nicole Kidman - 2005-07-17 00:34:01
You're right, Hiss. Witty's penis is much bigger than Tom's. I should know.
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Mimi Rodgers - 2005-07-17 00:35:58
Yep, I've seen it too. I needed a micrometer and a pair of tweezers, though.
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Katie Holmes - 2005-07-17 00:42:19
Tom told me its the biggest one in the universe, but since I'm still a virgin, I have nothing to compare it to.
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Penelope Cruz - 2005-07-17 00:59:59
Matthew's is bigger. Also, Charlize is a better kisser than either of them.
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John Travolta - 2005-07-17 02:02:13
Doesn't anyone want to know how big *my* penis is?
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Tom's Limo Driver - 2005-07-17 10:38:50
Trust me....he should be called Bottom Water Pistol instead of Top Gun. This I know. Don't ask me how.
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Holly - 2005-07-17 11:13:11
I totally picked up on the MJ thing, Johnny Depp is about the only guy I know who could pull it off, and not be creepy. Kinda like the way you can see Keith Richards in Jack Sparrow, though not nearly as obvious.
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GoingLoopy - 2005-07-17 12:09:31
Your kitty is so cute, even if she's nuts. Actually, the nuts thing seems to make cats cuter. Why can't it work that way for people? Sigh.

Johnny did seem to be channeling Jacko, appearance-wise, but he seemed totally creeped out by the kids, which was hilarious.
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Meany - 2005-07-17 12:12:37
Seriously, Witty, how much better can life get than when you can have Johnny AND mountains of chocolate in the same movie? Not much better, I dare say.
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Kirstie Alley - 2005-07-17 20:41:52
Wait ... I have a penis, too, you know!
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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy - 2005-07-17 20:54:01
Oh Kirstie darling, even if you did have a penis, how would we ever be able to find it amidst all your pulcritude?
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