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saru-san - 2005-07-29 21:46:12
I remember this one time when I was working as Jude Law's nanny. I had just dropped him off so I could go and jam with Eric Clapton, but then Albert Einstein wanted to meet for lunch at the deli where the beautiful people eat, so he could check out my state of the art Mac computer. Unfortunately, on the way to the deli, I was talking to Martha Stewart on my cell phone, and I ran a stop sign and slammed my fancy SUV into some small car. I flipped off the driver, because damn it, what the fuck? I also crapped my pants, but fortunately, my ass smells like tangerines and Nicole Kidman's delicate armpits.

By which I mean, I'm adding your memes to mine.
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hissandtell - 2005-07-30 00:13:48
I love you, miss kitty. And babe, trust me - it's going to work between us; I swear. I don't make this stuff up. Love, R xxx
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Xat - 2005-07-30 14:30:40
Hear, hear! sister! I once had someone in a large SUV cut me off and give me the finger, and I followed him around for two hours. Just followed him. Didn't make any rude gestures, didn't yell, didn't do anything--except shadow his every move. It was great when he realized that he was being followed. Watching his moves get more and more freaked out was priceless. I think he nearly had a panic attack when he pulled into a parking lot of a 7-11 with me right behind, and I was still there when he got out of the store. *grin* Makes me long for the luxury of free time that I used to have. **!X
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Autumn - 2005-08-01 09:40:41
Whenever I see one of those supermarket snackers, I can't help but wish that they suffer the consequences of eating unwashed produce.
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