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Comments:
mpeacock - 2005-08-14 22:43:14
Witty, I too love Johnny Depp and one time (when he was starring on 21 Jump Street) I stood directly behind him at the 711 by my apartment in LA. He was purchasing Grape Bubble Yum, Tootsie Rolls and Beef Jerky. Then he took off on his motorcycle. My ex-boyfriend is now designing a movie set for him.
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awittykitty - 2005-08-14 23:00:00
Man, I would have faked a heart attack so that he could rescusitate me! Sounds too, like he was really into health food. Lucky you!
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hissandtell - 2005-08-14 23:20:14
Oh, witty. I hope I can be as cool as you one day, doll! Your story reminds me of Paula Yates' tale about her father, who was being stalked by Kim Novak at a Hollywood party one night. He'd drunk too much, vomited into the toilet and lost his glasses - without which he was totally blind. So he was fishing around among the crap floating in the toilet bowl, feeling ghastly and still moaning and chundering, while Kim and her heaving bosoms (who thought he was merely playing hard-to-get) was cooing sweet nothings to him from outside the door. Having accidentally locked myself in the very cool toilet in Sydney's absolutely coolest nightclub once, while rotten drunk and after having vomited rum all over my brand-new very cool turquoise suede boots (thus rendering them unwearable ever again), I always adore hearing these sorts of cool (albeit humiliating) things, you know. Love, R xxx
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hissagain - 2005-08-14 23:21:30
was? were? bosoms which? bosoms that? Damned if I know. x
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saru-san - 2005-08-15 00:39:08
Ha! I have to go back and finish reading, but I needed to immediately interject the comment: "My kidneys are as big as a pee!"
What? Was that really only funny to me? Hmmm... I must be tired or something. Right, going back to finish the story, now.
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onewetleg - 2005-08-15 06:58:12
no, saru, it was funny to all of us. i'm just so glad i can pee anywhere. and i hate hoverers. they must be killed. i'm the best girl pee-er ever. i can drop trou and take a slash anywhere, really. sometimes i don't even drop trou. eep. witty that was an hiliarious entry. you da best. love, jj
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warcrygirl - 2005-08-15 08:00:59
Although I have NO affinity for Johnny Depp in any way, shape or form I do share one attribute with you: I have a bladder the size of a grape.
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Gumphood - 2005-08-15 10:12:36
I would do my best to avoiding bathrooms. like all together.
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Poolagirl - 2005-08-15 10:13:24
I'm cool too. I drop things in toilets all the time.
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Kittiefan17 - 2005-08-15 12:45:29
luv the johnny depp pic!
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Pandi - 2005-08-15 13:43:42
Sorry, lovie, but I'm cooler. Cool people don't wear skorts.
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Gumphood - 2005-08-15 14:03:14
Pandi. Kitty. FIGHT!
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Emily - 2005-08-15 15:51:16
Hehe, I'm so glad I clicked on your banner! Congratulations on steering your client towards more pleasant cinematic fare. I've tried with my friends and failed miserably, because I guess I'm just not as cool as you. Great diary, I love it!
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Suburban Island - 2005-08-15 16:11:25
Public toilets are a jungle. Came in through your banner and was glad to discover your diary.
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Phil - 2005-08-15 22:26:24
You've got me worried about using the toilet now. I think its stalking me.
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awittykitty - 2005-08-15 23:00:23
Ya see Pandi, the wiccan necklace and Calvin Kleins kind of cancel out the dorkiness of the skort. And needless to say, the mere fact that I'm wearing it should be enough to make it cool.
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Amber - 2005-08-15 23:45:21
Hehe, your entry made me laugh.
By the way, probably 100 of those hits from your journal in the last two and a half days are from me. I discovered your journal via common reads (Phil, Kelly) and have come to adore you in your supreme coolness. So I had to read back quite a bit. Since I'm not as cool as you; but do still have a life... this was kind of stop and go --you know, like the toilet in this entry, haha. Anywayyy... just thought I'd introduce myself (I'm Amber) and say Hello (Hello!). Take care :).
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Meany - 2005-08-16 14:17:18
First of all, skorts become cool by association once YOU wear them, witty (obviously), and all should know that. Secondly, self-flushing toilets are manufactured by Satan, and I'm sorry you had to discover this the hard way. Thirdly, I got your package today and I LOVE IT! You picked the best stuff to put in there, it made me totally grin and show everything around to all my co-workers.
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