Comments:

Anne - 2005-11-12 23:49:18
Girl, I think I'm going to re-read this particular entry every time I need a giggle. Between the earring and bra, I just laughed out loud; scared the cats and everything!
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hissandtell - 2005-11-12 23:59:42
You are SO going to hell, missy. That's what always happens to girlies who write about thrusting-forth nipples and toilet-training Jesus in the same entry. Love, R xxx
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Meany - 2005-11-13 00:52:06
This is why I don't have pierced ears -- I'd somehow end up walking around ALL the time wih earrings dangling from my cleavage. Oh, and by the way? I know you kidnapped Johnny, and I want him back.
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Klugarsh - 2005-11-13 01:22:07
I'm going to spend weeks relishing the image of whacking Jesus over the nose with a newspaper when he piddles on the carpet.
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Holly - 2005-11-13 09:16:46
As a former Catholic, I find the idea of dragging Jesus around on a leash, and watching him drink from my toilet hysterically sacriligious. lOL. I needed that laugh
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stepfordtart - 2005-11-13 14:17:51
Im scared of dogs, they relish in my fear and bite me (lots). I still like the idea of Jesus straining at the leash so much he's standing on his back legs and snarling and doing that lip curly drool thing they do. Laughed lots. x
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stepfordtart - 2005-11-13 14:19:50
oo, and I guess you'd look kind of funny calling him in the park when he's run off, too!
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Smed - 2005-11-13 17:45:20
The puppy Jesus will become the dog Jesus who will dig up your azaleas. I wonder who the dogs father was - that's the dog you have to worry about with the smiting and the plagues...
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wittykitty - 2005-11-13 17:58:37
And how do you punish your dog Jesus when he's humping your company's leg? "Bad Jesus, Bad!" A very confusing quandry indeed.
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Emma - 2005-11-13 19:47:45
It's great how when you're a kid naming a puppy Jesus seems like an honor for both the doggy and the namesake. Accursed growing up... but at least as grownups we can do naughty things! Speaking of which- thanks for feeling the pain as a fellow artist. And what's with those dudes who make the "world's biggest penis" art in the first place?
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Nanc' - 2005-11-13 20:48:24
I'm not seeing the problem. Having lived in New Mexico and now Colorado, I've met lots of guys named Jesus. I suppose it is all in the pronunciation.
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Phil - 2005-11-14 08:57:08
Awitty LaRue!
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Gumphood - 2005-11-14 11:14:21
That is very amusing. If I had earings...I would lose them.
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Poolagirl - 2005-11-14 19:12:23
Thank you sooo much for your encouraging words! I know it will all be well. Indeed I do.
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Kelly - 2005-11-14 21:31:05
hahahaha! What happens when you catch jesus eating his own poop or barf!
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