Comments:

LA - 2006-01-11 18:16:31
I miss his hair. Had a mild thing for Howie too back in the day. Could never work though, he talks too much. When would I ever get the chance to showcase my wonderful wit and erudition? ~LA
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Smed - 2006-01-11 18:40:11
I wonder if Jehovah's Witnesses could outsprint the Mormon's??
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Phil - 2006-01-11 19:40:43
Cage match Smed! Battle of the Bibles, the John Smith Smackdown, the Amen Armageddon. Of course we (lapsed) Catholics would win since we can use the rosary as a garrote.
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cat - 2006-01-12 00:39:03
There are two effective ways to rid yourself of proselytizing youths: [My father's method] - answer the front door in all your six-foot-two inch, two hundred thirty pound body builder glory, sweating like a hog, wearing camoe pants, no shirt and an irritated look on your face; OR [my method] Tell them you're a practitioner of witchcraft and watch them scurry away in fear.
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cat - 2006-01-12 00:41:08
camo*
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stepfordtart - 2006-01-12 03:52:51
I always wanted to answer the door naked, holding a meat cleaver and when they ask "have your found Jesus?", I'd say "Yessss, he's in here. Wanna come seeeeee?". Oh, and my dad mixes Artex powder with his paint if he wants texture, but it dries real quick so you have to be slappin' it on a bit sharpish. Might be worth a try. s x
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luva - 2006-01-12 14:44:31
who needs a gym when you can run away from missionaries?
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GoingLoopy - 2006-01-12 16:30:45
The missionaries are afraid of my neighborhood. It would be kind of funny to see what happened, though, when the crackheads asked them for money. I mean, they're supposed to be all charitable and shit, right?
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