Comments:

hissandtell - 2006-01-22 18:55:32
I'm practically wetting myself here wondering what might be covered in a Carrots 101 course. (And here's all the things I remember from learning how to cook spaghetti in Year 8 Home Ec: If it sticks when you throw it at the wall, it's done.) Love, R xxx
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Bill - 2006-01-22 18:56:11
Damn, according to that article, I am doing EVERYTHING wrong.
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Phil - 2006-01-22 19:42:47
Damn squeeky hinges - they are my nemesis!
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Poolagirl - 2006-01-22 20:40:38
I love coming in through the garage door - because the computer is right inside the door - and then I can log on to Diaryland and read and read and read and ignore my walls and eat Chinese take-out because I never cook. If it gets cold, I wrap up in granny's old afghan. We Aquarians gotta stick together!
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Anne - 2006-01-22 23:06:37
hee, ok, do what you will! But...the toilet bit is the lid (not just the seat) down - and if nothing else it reminds me to keep my money to myself. Oh, and if you wish simple quick cooking lessons? Just holler...I like to teach people to cook. Sick, I know...but hey, it happens.
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cat - 2006-01-23 02:36:52
*Down on her knees, among the paper/boxes/Grandma afghans/spider webs, in the unused kitchen from which she can see the up-lifted toilet lit, having just come from the Nautalus machine in the bedroom, after entering the house from behind to retrieve the mail, basking in the grimmy strains of errant light which have managed to break through the dirty windows, pounding the bare walls so hard the overstuffed closets are bursting open with their squeaky hinged doors, praying desperately for Witty's shui* If that ain't devotion, I don't know what is...
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saru-san - 2006-01-23 02:49:41
Sounds like my Shui is completely fenged up. No wonder my life is the way it is!

However, the fact that your toys are in a hand mixer box made me laugh.
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Meany - 2006-01-23 11:19:17
My apartment only has one door. I guess this means I'm not supposed to try to scale the walls and sneak in the windows, or something? Because, damn, that sounds kinda fun. And I hope that, for your feng shui's sake, you marry a rich guy with big ... closets.
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stepfordtart - 2006-01-23 16:29:54
I cook LOADS, every flamin' DAY, but I havent won the lottery. Perhaps Im cooking the wrong things. Spaghetti and carrots tomorrow, I think! s x
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