Comments:

hissandtell - 2006-02-25 00:22:40
Perhaps having one's tongue caught on it would be the least of one's worries. (Also, have you ever seen ornamental bushes (heh) and box (heh) hedges (heh) trimmed into attractive phallic topiaries? That could be a possibility for your porch.) Love, R xxx
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Smed - 2006-02-25 00:44:10
Oh, the humanity!
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Andria - 2006-02-25 03:16:17
Hahahaha... awesome. There's just not enough genitalia lawn art,in my opinion.
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Phil - 2006-02-25 03:22:26
You live in a most interesting town.
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LA - 2006-02-25 07:23:08
Ha! Someone in my neck of the woods did a similar display in an unfenced yard a couple months ago and yes, in came the Bible nuts to trample it down. With the help of local police. I kid you not. Then the fury and angst in the local paper! "The children! The children! The children are scarred from seeing a snow pee-pee! Arrest the slut! Burn her for making snow pee-pees!" Upshot, the woman lost 4 windows to rock throwing moralists and got a $75 fine for 'public lewdness'. No vandals were fined and the cops didn't even apologize for tresspassing and destroying something on private property. Long make your neighbor's snow penis wave. ~LA
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Kelly - 2006-02-25 09:44:02
oh ahahahahahaha! Molly was just standing here when it loaded and said is that a rocket? I was tempted to say, Why yes it is. A rocket of icy cold love. but I just said I guess so, neat, huh?!
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warcrygirl - 2006-02-25 11:18:46
Witty, you're not getting any weird ideas are you? What with the naked snow angels last winter. BEWARE THE ICE PENIS! Oh, and let us know how it went. ;)
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Meany - 2006-02-25 14:43:02
Admit it, Witty -- you commissioned that work of art!
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Kittiefan17 - 2006-02-25 20:46:35
snow in shape of penis...I wish I lived in your neighborhood!hehe
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Zon - 2006-02-26 19:49:46
I say you get some clear plastic wrap and give it a condom.
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cat - 2006-02-27 03:49:53
Well damn, no balls to go with the penis? Tr�s disappointing. You know what would have been really impressive? If the scuplture had depicted an UNcircumsized model. :-) God I wish we had snow in CA!
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