Comments:

Andria - 2006-03-14 21:31:50
Hahaha... Very funny, Witty. I think Glen Campbell - with that scowl - is the perfect pitch man for The Flippin' Mitten. And, I live in southern California, and I'd totally get one.
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hissandtell - 2006-03-14 21:37:47
Yep, pencil me down for a dozen, please. Also, Jessica's tits look positively awful in that photo - seriously, my mother has better breasts than that, and she's an old lady. (Also, is that an autopsy photo of Glen from rotten.com or something? Looks like the ol' Rhinestone Cowboy rode off into the sunset yonks ago...) Love, R xxx
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Halo Askew - 2006-03-14 22:01:24
I love the flippin' mitten idea. But perhaps we could evolve the idea to gloves. SHOVE IT GLOVES. With the middle finger fabric two inches longer than all the rest. If someone chases us back to our house, we can blame it on some fucking French designer. Because if there's one thing we like to hate more than Bush, it's the French. "I got these gloves for Christmas, man. Yves Saint Frenchfuckwad. Very 'spensive! That's what my sis-in-law said. I was scratching my head when you pulled up next to me. I SWEAR! Here, you wan'em? Take 'em! Look man, I have a roast in the oven -- (*fibbling with keys*) -- must dash!"
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retailharlot - 2006-03-14 22:15:57
I think we should invent diapers for puppies. My little brother and his girlfriend have a puppy that isn't quite old enough to potty train, and I'd like to see it more often, but it's not allowed at my house or my mother's -- because it shits on the floor. And my brother isn't great at cleaning it up. He does it, but not... diligently. But if this puppy, which reminds me of the poky little puppy from Golden Books, had a diaper, I could hang out with it sometimes. My dad says that it's a horrible idea because no one wants to clean shit out of a pet's fur, but I think it would be better to clean fur than have your carpet ruined. Pet diapers could also be a solution for older incontinent pets.
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Smed - 2006-03-14 22:27:45
Maybe Glen Campbell AND Nick Nolte as spokespeople, along with Diana Ross. How's that. Them there's some classy folk'll!
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LA - 2006-03-15 08:42:53
The Flippins just have to be region specific. Florida ones could have flamingos. California ones have embroidered sunglasses on them. The Texas ones a Bible and a .45. (Aren't part of Jesus's posse? They kill you. It's true! I was smuggled over the border by the Underground Mensa Railroad. They've been helping smart people flee Texas for years.) So just vary the regional decorations and your Flippin Mittens will sell everywhere. Good luck! Can't wait for the infomercial. ~LA
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Autumn - 2006-03-15 10:47:52
Kudos! Your Flippin' Mittens are a kinder and gentler (and safer!) solution than my secret desire to keep a Super Soaker loaded with black paint in my car, ready to fire at the vehicle of anyone who drives like a lawless maniac.
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Seacreature - 2006-03-15 14:26:11
Another Californian here who could really go for a pair of those suckers! HAHAHAHAHA!!! It was Glen who sold me...
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stepfordtart - 2006-03-15 15:01:14
I once flippped off someone who cut me up and yelled "Learn to fucking drive, you stupid bitch". I followed her for about half a mile and then overtook. It was a nun! Jooj was really little then and she gasped "Mumma! You sweared! At. A. NUN!" I was laughing so much I couldnt even say my Hail Mary as penance. s x
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Meany - 2006-03-15 16:37:04
Must have Mitten. MUST I would wear it all the time, car or no car, just so I could flip off all the idiots I come in contact with on a daily basis. BRILLIANT idea!
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Xat - 2006-03-15 18:13:41
I retired my finger after excessive use--particularly here in Stumptown. Oy gevalt! However, nothing beats the crisp, autumn morning that I took a riding crop to an idiot's car. Fortunately, it's been a very long time, and I've grown more patient and wiser in the meantime.
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thatgrrrl - 2006-03-15 18:50:05
I don't know if Michael Jackson or Glen Campbell is scarier. ..... Well, ok, I think Michael wins.... by a NOSE. HAHAHA! Don't mind me, I'm on drugs.
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Phil - 2006-03-15 20:07:35
Oh Witty - your flippin mitten invention is a beautiful thing!
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