Comments:

Poolagirl - 2006-05-13 11:53:04
My God, you are funny! I so enjoy reading you!
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Andria - 2006-05-13 12:02:31
I once had a dream about Tom Cruise (pre-public wackiness) where he got arrested for stealing little girls' dresses at K-Mart. You should have kept talking to that kook at the art show. She might have been able to tell you how to flush out Scientologists.

Also, "Last Tango in Fresno" made me laugh so hard I almost snorted. Oh, the romance of Fresno...
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Smed - 2006-05-13 12:02:56
I, for one, have not had any dreams of Tom Cruise. However, I keep my Scientology protection device updated with the latest software.
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LA - 2006-05-13 14:44:34
I can see I am going to have to attend more art shows. Imagine! A venue where I can walk up to strangers and lay any old weird factoid on them! Cool! ~LA
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Phil - 2006-05-13 22:45:53
I think "L. Tom" is the best tomkat offspring nickname I've seen. Kudos!!
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jafer - 2006-05-14 10:40:12
I saw that magazine cover with Tom Cruise on it. And that started me wondering where all those stories about him and Nicole Kidman being gay came from. And then I happened to see Tom Cruise on Jay Leno. Where I didn't mind him that much before, I started thinking that he was just a big idiot after seeing him then. And I guess if he's an idiot, then his wife must be an idiot (you know how likes attract). Thankfully I'm not having any dreams about him. Although I guess I'd probably ask for his autograph if I saw him in person (at a McDonalds).
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