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boxx - 2006-06-22 18:53:35
well, figure modeling could make you some extra quick cash
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LA - 2006-06-22 19:32:24
Get nekkid for the big bucks! Now why didn't I think of that? Probably because my doings would dry up and fall off if I sat with my cootch open to the air for a half hour. That model had stamina! ~LA
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kungfukitten - 2006-06-22 19:41:05
I'll have to look into figure modeling if I ever get fired. Anyway, I wanted to give you a five second kung fu lesson because I'm scared of that guy:

Open your hand, bend it back so the bottom of your palm is sticking out and hit the bastard in the nose with it as hard as you can. It only takes five pounds of pressure to break someone's nose and whenever you fuck with the nose the eyes start watering and he won't be able to see for a few seconds. It will give you enough time to drop everything and run like crazy. Most guys will be such a pussy that they'll cradle their bloody nose and freak out and not give chase. Remember that! Also buy a big cannister of mace and keep it on your key chain. If you already have some check the expiration date. Got to keep my Witty safe.
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warcrygirl - 2006-06-22 22:31:33
To hell with the landlord just call the cops. Maybe he'll freak out on them and they'll drag him off in a straightjacket and heavily medicate him.

Hey, it could happen.
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Phil - 2006-06-22 23:14:05
Ask A for some advice on who to call about creek freak. *hugs*
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Summer Gale - 2006-06-23 11:47:22
Garden Hacker seems mentally unhinged!
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seacreature - 2006-06-23 18:27:46
I know how you feel...I run into the weirdest/biggest assholes all the time. The type who make you question your own sanity. Yes, I feel like I'm a nice person...what the hell?! I loved your description of the vagina model! I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face! But that drawing you did of her laying down turned out beautiful. And congrats on being a model yourself! Have a nice weekend and keep cool.
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