Comments:

stepfordtart - 2006-08-01 02:21:50
Heeeeee! Its WAY too early in the morning for me to be picturing THAT, thank you VERY much! s x
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Kungfukitten - 2006-08-01 03:18:44
Kirstie Ally has a really funny chapter in her autobiography about Target stretch pants and how they'll fit anyone from 200-300 pounds and if you see someone you know you can always just pull the waistband over your head and pretend you're a bag of laundry sitting on the curb. Your Walmart women totally reminded me of that passage. I'm also trying to get the image of a floppy flacid older Elvis out of my head - may have to dig eyes out with fingernails.
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Maria - 2006-08-01 06:35:57
I don't think it was what you intended, but I had a whole different vision at the phrase "gay elvis outing." Heehee. I can see it now on the cover of People Magazine. Elvis actor admits, "I'm gay!"
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LA - 2006-08-01 08:03:23
I heard the real Elvis used to put his unit in a toilet paper roll so it would bulge better in those zoot suit pants of his earlier career. Perhaps the kitten shirts can make a bejeweled Charmin codpiece for their Elvis. Ooooo! Craft project! ~LA
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warcrygirl - 2006-08-01 10:36:39
"Apocolypse Now, The Elvis Edition" BWAHAHAHAHAHA! So, was Old Elvis cut or uncut?
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Poolie - 2006-08-01 11:27:31
I once watched the Flying Elvi do a synchronized parachute landing at a casino here in San Diego. It was...um...extremely funny!
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zen - 2006-08-01 20:54:22
oh no...i think if i heard my mom talking about an old man's penis i'd have to put my hands over my ears and start screaming!...~zen
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scotvalkyrie - 2006-08-02 11:58:31
Old, wrinkly, Elvis penis. Gads, no one wants to see that.
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seacreature - 2006-08-02 15:43:00
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *gasp* That was hysterical!!! 300 pound ladies with kitty t-shirts on! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I can just see it, now... And the no underwear thing...holy shit! That is just completely wrong!
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sparkspark - 2006-08-02 17:10:42
I can't wait til I'm old enough for stretch pants and kitten t-shirts. And drinking Harvey's Bristol Cream directly from the bottle. Life is going to be good! XO Violet
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