Comments:

Smed - 2006-08-25 10:57:12
Food on a stick! We need food on a stick!
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Meany - 2006-08-25 11:27:44
Yay, I love the fair! My dad is actually working there this year at his furniture company's room in one of the buildings. And you are such a camera-whore, by the way.
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warcrygirl - 2006-08-25 11:30:04
*Mary Catherine Gallagher* A Witty Kitty...SUPAH-STAH!!!!!!
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Poola - 2006-08-25 11:55:51
Food on sticks! Odd household gadgets! YAY! You go!
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LA - 2006-08-25 12:16:36
Wow, did they have to put up an extra huge tent for Billy Ray's hair? Go you, TV goddess! ~LA
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non-fuckabl - 2006-08-25 12:52:39
Yeah! Camera whore, you! My! *rolls eyes*
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scotvalkyrie - 2006-08-25 12:53:56
Deep Fried Snickers On A Stick! I love the 4H parts of fairs when they have those huge Belgian and Percheron draft horses. And the jars of pickled everything.
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betty - 2006-08-25 14:53:39
deep fried snickers. pure heaven.
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liz - 2006-08-25 16:03:34
I think I would vote "no" on deep fried snickers. As for the sanitary pad thing, I always figure if they WANT to look in my purse, they have to be prepared for what they are going to see. Women menstruate. We carry supplies. Now tampons...those babies could really be concealing something...
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seacreature - 2006-08-25 17:43:27
EEEEK! It's the scary sanitary pad lady! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Nothing's more awkward to a guy than one of those things... Reminds me of the time I let Ron borrow my backpack to take on a mountain biking trip with his buddies. He pulled over to drink some water and checked the outer pocket for some kleenex or a napkin to wipe his forehead down. Thought he pulled out a napkin and started dabbing himself, only to be told by his friend that he was in fact enthusiastically mopping his sweaty brow with none other than a feminine product. Yay for mini pads! They're absorbent in more ways than one!
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Phil - 2006-08-25 21:57:08
Two Take Witty. I like that.
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hissandtell - 2006-08-25 22:13:27
The excellent book "The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want" has a complete section on things to do with pantyliners. They include (but are not limited to) colouring one with a Sharpie and cutting it out into eyebrows, moustache and beard for a quick instant disguise if you need one in a pinch, "absorbent, deodorizing shoe lifts", "computer mouse cosy", "Barbie shawl" and "Use as a name tag at social mixers to stand out in any crowd". So my point is, hey, you're an artist, babe. The poor bloke was probably just overwhelmed and intimidated because he doesn't know much about art (or indeed even what he likes) and thought you were being the Hostess with the Modess because you were toting the thing to some weird public conceptual artwork you were in the throes of creating at the fair. Love, R xxx
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Kelly - 2006-08-26 10:54:04
Hahahaha, I love you, Witty!
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