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betty - 2006-09-20 17:44:10
hmm. post it notes.
First - good luck tomorrow! you're going to do awesome. I bet your cakes will be the most interesting and creative they've ever had come out of there.
second - you are going to call the guy right?? come on!!! you should
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Klugarsh - 2006-09-20 17:45:34
I think there's a simple answer here: You're making cakes, which allows for a focused release of artistic energy. It also builds a unique professional experience, which can then be utilized to break away & start your own business making naughty pastries. When you answer the phone for the new business, making the naughty pastries, you simply put on that absurd accent that Martin Short used in father of the bride, in order to discuss customers' orders for "Cocks."
See, it all comes together as a perfect long-term plan.
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LA - 2006-09-20 18:42:36
Dearheart, that's what your meds are for. They help you with the post-its. So at least don't be wigged out by taking anti-anxiety meds for your anxiety. Why else would you have them? For constipation? You are going to be great. Nervous as hell, bitching at yourself for 'huge' flubs and goofs that no one sees but you, and wondering if you should develop a sudden allergy to pastry bags just to save yourself the grief of EVER having to go back, but you will be great. I promise. Now hurry up and go for a walk before it gets too dark. I believe in you, Wit dear. ~LA
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hissandtell - 2006-09-20 18:49:35
Oh, gracious. And just imagine if you - a Stars and Garland gal - actually fell in love with one of the tough Roses and Pretty Printing, ah, members! Do I hear him singing, um, "Something's Coming" from here? (And then Tybalt will be out there skittling along the glass-fronted display cabinet branding his frosting-spatula with menacing intent [oops - I may have morphed into the wrong tragedy...]) Oh, just feel pretty and enjoy your rumble, dollcakes. Love, R xxx
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Smed - 2006-09-20 19:14:26
Go witty! Go witty! You rock! You roll! You rule!
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skibigsky - 2006-09-20 22:29:14
You'll be fine. Better than fine, in fact. And my (not-so-limited) grocery store experience has taught me that most of the people there dealt with stress in a similar manner - the more stressful things got, the raunchier the jokes. You'll fit in just fine. And LA is right - the meds will help with the post-it notes. Good luck, and HAVE FUN!!!
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Xat - 2006-09-20 22:43:15
Honeychile, you'll do great. Your concerns and worries aren't outlandish--I always have a big bout of upset tummy before starting a new job. Good luck, you'll be fabulous. And I'll be cheering all day for you. **!G
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Phil - 2006-09-21 03:18:32
After putting your wishful, Hissy wishes into the Oz slang translator, I don't think she would wish for your boyfriend to be standing next to another man masturbating. But I don't judge. Thinking of you and your new adventures in pastry!
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BlotterBoy - 2006-09-21 10:09:37
Take a cue from Guardcat sitting amongst the stuffed animals, the one live animal in the bunch, saying to you, "Your fears are unfounded as these animals are false. Artificial, inanimate, inarticulate and false; only seemingly imbued with the stuff of life. They will not come alive and, like, try to chew your face off or something."
Be as Guardcat in this way. See your fears as being stuffed full of fluff. Or flesh-eating stuffed zombie-animals, one of the two!
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scotvalkyrie - 2006-09-21 11:28:31
I hope you have a good first day! Try to remember that it's just frosting -- frosting can be fixed. Fondant is a little harder.
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stepfordtart - 2006-09-21 16:05:06
If all else fails, scrape it off and start again. Fingers crossed for you, dear. s x
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Autumn - 2006-09-21 16:36:29
THANK YOU for calling them Post-It Notes and not "stickies" as most of my coworkers do. Ugh.
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kittiefan17 - 2006-09-21 18:34:39
No way, IM definately the most neurotic person on the planet!
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reader - 2006-09-21 19:23:14
I'm dying to know...how was your first day at work?
I am fully confident that even if it was overwhelming you will rise to the challenge and come to love it.
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Clipchick - 2006-09-22 02:32:41
You'll be fine, I promise. At least if A walks in and wants canolies, he'll totally understand if you say something sexual and/or "inappropriate". Allow me to take care of the mental Post-Its. I'll send you a bunch in so many mind boggling colors, you won't have enough time to keep track of them mentally. I promise.
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seacreature - 2006-09-23 05:33:22
OH shit... Yes, BREATHE. This is so exciting! Much luck and best wishes sent your way. I hope it went well! And if it didn't...it'll get better. REally!
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