Comments:

reader - 2006-10-13 22:48:20
So, would he let you use the phone even if your apartment weren't burning down or are the flames totally necessary? reader 10:48 EDT
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Kungfukitten - 2006-10-13 22:48:53
I have an extra bedroom and am willing to give up one of my aliases to you. Your choice of FiFi Meringue or Yolanda Pfefferneuse. We can put you and Guardcat into the Ninja Neighborhood Nightwatch and Scary Date Witness Protection Program. Just say the word.
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Smed - 2006-10-13 22:52:15
10:49 PM - Right now, Asia is playing in my iPod, which is odd, because I hate that group - and I'm dreaming of this and that and other things. My essay site would like to take your diary out for breakfast tomorrow, say nine-ish? I think the templates find each other attractive. Smed - 10:51 PM
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boxx - 2006-10-13 23:01:12
Oh, don't be so hard on Harold the Geek. You can tell a lot about a man by the way they treat their mother. AND.....speaking of mothers, aren't you close to your mother as in daily contact?
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T - 2006-10-13 23:19:22
Not to rain on anyone's parade... it being 8:17 PM PDT and all... and call me a worrisome idiot... but something is wrong here. Seriously wrong. Just my .02 (not that you asked... but... I just couldn't live with myself if I didn't give everyone my .02)
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LA - 2006-10-13 23:23:39
Damn you! I'm dying laughing here and am now forced to go out tomorrow and get a story of my own to tell. Can you imagine if you two had a kid? It would be a cross between the White Rabbit and the Red Queen! It would be a pink princess with fetish for blood letting in a timely fashion. "Off with his head at exactly 4:27pm!" (No, I am not rasta-ed or drunk, just goofy on Geek tales.) ~LA
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Poolie - 2006-10-14 00:47:42
Snort! Howl! Wheeze!
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zen - 2006-10-14 03:34:23
so is he saying that he is sharing a headstone with his mother like husbands and wives usually do? hmmmm, alarm bells going off here at 3:33 AM....~zen
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Kathy - 2006-10-14 08:23:45
Oh my gawd! You couldn't even *make* this stuff up... :::laughing hysterically:::
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Andria - 2006-10-14 11:53:45
Dude, that note is both creepy and hilarious. You're such a lucky girl! - Andria, Saturday, October 14th, 8:47 a.m. PST.
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rs - 2006-10-14 14:25:57
RUN!! MOVE AWAY! If you don't get rid of him now, he'll be around forever. Tell him that your heart belongs to another or some shit and get him AWAY!
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warcrygirl - 2006-10-14 15:17:51
Hmmm, so far the only "details" I'm taking care of is doing their laundry, cooking their meals and making sure they got all the poop out of their buttcrack when they wiped (and then fussing at them for NOT FLUSHING!). Are you sure you want another date with him? ALSO: are you sure Mother is still alive? WCG 3:17 pm Sunday Oct 14.
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stepfordtart - 2006-10-15 08:32:54
Heeeee, High humour indeed. Nothing mch else to say except Sunday Oct 15 13:32pm BST (or it might be GMT but I think thats later this month). s x
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Lisa - 2006-10-15 19:10:58
get away from this freak ASAP. Please?
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