Comments:

kungfukitten - 2006-11-27 02:49:27
And a little dorsal fin stroking wouldn't hurt either...
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Meany - 2006-11-27 05:54:52
I've found that Ben & Jerry's, if applied properly, can take the place of a hug in an emergency.
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Miss Hiss - 2006-11-27 07:09:52
He forgot to call you? Why, this deserves swift retaliative action, kitticakes: and I'd say stuffing pudding in his mailbox is a good start. I can be there in 48 hours - you get the combat gear ready (we'll need camouflage clothing so we look like trees in the night, and lots of masks, helmets, vests, slings, grappling gloves and holsters - also some of those darling drab olive jungle boots) and start assembling the pudding arsenal. I'll bring the custard, if I can sneak it through Customs. Love, R xxx
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LA - 2006-11-27 07:47:22
Considering the disparity in our height my squeeziest hug would smother you in boobage. And while there's some who'd prefer drowning in mammaries I don't think that's your gig. Instead I offer hair stroking and clucking and fussing and...hell, come here and sit on my lap and I will rock you and do my best to help you feel safe and loved. Handy is going to get a pinch and my fiercest glare, if not worse. ~LA
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Phil - 2006-11-27 07:52:04
I am now armed. Not quite dangerous.
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warcrygirl - 2006-11-27 08:12:52
He forgot to call? Tell Hacker Dude that Date Mate has something green and clingy and pesky to hack. In his yard, of course. And just like in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkhaban, chocolate always makes you feel better.
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Poolagirl - 2006-11-27 09:57:55
He forgot to call you? Arrrgggh!
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skibigsky - 2006-11-27 10:59:31
I think Hiss has the right idea, and since it's not illegal to ship pudding across state lines (at least it wasn't when I last checked), I'm more than happy to supply the pudding! And I think the menopausalsaurus is very cute - especially the dorsal fin.
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seacreature - 2006-11-27 12:29:34
Hugs to the beast within...
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le-fart - 2006-11-27 12:56:03
He "forgot"? I�m sure it was intentional. Terrorize him!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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le-fart - 2006-11-27 13:01:27
Instead of pudding into his mailbox, you could also gauge holes into it, then it always rains in and all his mail gets wet, ha! Gotta be stealthy though.
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scotvalkyrie - 2006-11-27 13:31:38
He forgot? He FORGOT?!! That slimy goddamned sonuvabitch! Hanging's too good for him! Burning's too good for him! He should be cut up into little tiny pieces and then buried alive!

Of course, this is after you call him and ask, wasn't I expecting a call from you yesterday? -- to give him the briefest chance to explain.
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xat - 2006-11-27 14:17:08
I'd go with scotvalkyrie's suggestion before getting totally militant. Sometimes these things just happen--as much of a bitch as that is. I know, it feels AWFUL. But sweetie-darling, you're too wonderful to be easily dismissed. S'truth! On the other hand, if he's an ass-hat, expect me within the next few days bearing high-calibre weaponry and armed with snarky tauntings. (hug) **!G
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Andria - 2006-11-27 14:23:40
Hmmm... based on your description, I think I've become a menopausal-o-saurus recently myself. *sigh*
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M - 2006-12-07 09:29:40
I loved this post and had a good laugh about it..... then I cried.
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