Comments:

xat - 2007-02-05 15:35:03
I don't like that they have clerks at Target ask you if you've found everything that you're looking for. I mean, if I hadn't found it, I wouldn't be checking out. Right? At any rate, I think touche is a wonderful thing to say--stops 'em dead in their tracks. And I firmly believe that one should sound like David Niven as often as possible.
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Anne - 2007-02-05 16:56:59
David Niven is a good one to emulate! And 'touche' is, as xat said, a great word to use. Good for you, btw on being so busy during the ad festi...er, Super Bowl. I was subjected to the Monk marathon. Love the show, but lemme tell ya, I do believe I've seen season one FOUR separate times and its getting old. Stale and dried even.
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LA - 2007-02-05 19:26:59
I was kind of wondering why you hadn't used a cart too. I always grab one, to drive my purse around. Stupid thing will NOT stay on my shoulder. Anyhoodle, good for you that you're making chat! ~LA
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Kungfukitten - 2007-02-06 01:16:59
You should have sneezed repeatedly on the back of the girl's neck at the bottle return and then started talking loudly to her about your mysterious medical condition: "I just can't get rid of this cough and it started at the exact same time as my skin started peeling off *hack hack hack* you know when you get a really back sun burn and your skin starts peeling off, it's like that but kind of a weird color too *hack hack hack* I've tried antibiotics, creams and oatmeal baths *ah-choo! Snarf* but my doctors don't know what the hell is wrong with me." She probably would have run away so fast you could have gotten her credit and left over cans.
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scotvalkyrie - 2007-02-06 08:34:32
Tarjay cashiers usually don't have a sense of humor, I've noticed. And I have actually said "No, I didn't find everything I wanted. What are going to do about that?" I nearly made the poor girl's head implode. Yay me!
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GoingLoopy - 2007-02-06 12:10:21
The cashiers at Tar-jay are much friendlier than the ones at the store that rhymes with "Small Fart." Also, the customers at Tar-jay generally smell better and have more teeth. What I hate is that the BATHROOM in my usual Tar-jay is in the fucking back corner of the store. If I am using a public bathroom, I need it NOW, not after I've hiked through housewares...
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Seacreature - 2007-02-07 16:09:24
HAH! FOOFIES? Hehehehe...whatter FOOFIES?!
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