Comments:

Poolie - 2007-04-28 23:47:49
Asstorts go well with pickles.
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Poolie - 2007-04-28 23:51:47
God! Diaryland sucks! I just tried to leave you a funny comment about serving asstorts with pickles.
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artgnome - 2007-04-29 06:43:52
man, I wanna live where you are, the men seem a lot nicer there! Burt Reynolds naked pillow case, HAH! I remember those.
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stepfordtart - 2007-04-29 08:00:14
Serve it in a big torpedo with meatballs and you have the full set! s x
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boom boom - 2007-04-29 08:06:45
the cup probably cost the gas station more than the soda.. as to asstorts? we dont sell them. ill have to look around and see if i can get some!
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Pam - 2007-04-29 16:38:39
Asstorted! There is sooo much that can be done with that ...
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Fuzzy Grey - 2007-04-29 16:59:15
You forgot the part where you beg and plead and say that you are so very sorry for taking the soda and if you are given just this one chance, you will never, ever do it again. And then he lets you walk out of the store, and then "DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!!!" hmm... I think I watch too much To Catch a Predator... I can't help it, I love watching men whimper and cry like the babies they are trying to bed...
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Meany - 2007-04-30 06:40:07
Asstorted! HA! My day is officially made, and it's all thanks to your keen eye and willingness to mock the drooling masses. I love you!
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LA - 2007-04-30 07:49:21
Um, Witty? That boy was FLIRTING with you. He was saying, "Honey, you are cuter than hell. Here is a free soda, I know it's not a dragon's head or a black orchid, but it's what I got and I come with it if you'll have me." Wait a week, go back and say hi. Trust me. Might not be a forever kind of guy, but damn he could knock the rust loose, if you catch my drift. ~LA
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dom - 2007-04-30 12:58:07
I can't resist free asstorted meats.
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Autumn - 2007-04-30 14:57:24
Heh. I'm thinking asstorted lunch meat can't possibly be kosher.
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Poolie - 2007-05-03 11:40:11
Diaryland sucks right now.
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