Archives

2010-05-22 - upsy, downsy, upsy, splat!
2010-05-01 - April sours bring May flowers?
2010-03-28 - when finding a head in the recycling bin is the highlight of your month
2010-02-20 - fifty two chances to be awesome...ok maybe
2010-02-05 - its sorta like "Grease" except there's no musical numbers and I'm really old
2010-01-15 - a very special fairy princess
2010-01-01 - 2009: Let's not do THAT again
2009-12-16 - painting with betty and dot
2009-12-16 - painting with betty and dot
2009-11-23 - the day darth vadar did a little heavy breathing
2009-11-05 - Breathless
2009-10-17 - poetry at a thruway rest stop
2009-10-03 - why do most of my doctors look like michael j. fox?
2009-09-14 - guardcat writes another note for wittys ambivilent blog behavior
2009-08-16 - now I remember why I'm a neurotic recluse
2009-08-02 - the british guy in the park
2009-07-22 - a note to the teacher
2009-06-27 - our lady of the boo boo knee
2009-06-11 - lifting the cloak of invisibility
2009-05-31 - whirlwinds eventually make you need a nap
2009-05-11 - why it feels good to be believed in
2009-04-26 - artists, manic depressives and strippers, oh my!
2009-04-17 - letting people from england sleep in your house
2009-03-22 - wishy and washing sent packing
2009-03-04 - (s)he's just not that into you
2009-02-09 - gangsta scarface chin girl
2009-01-22 - kinda like SCRUBS except no musical numbers
2009-01-16 - how can I not be redundant?
2009-01-01 - 2008, don't make me look back, OK?
2008-12-23 - merry cancermas
2008-12-22 - now when is christmas?
2008-12-12 - the ouch on my chinnie chin chin
2008-12-10 - men are confusing
2008-11-30 - a good thanksgiving despite terrorist threats
2008-11-24 - artist birthdays aren't like others
2008-11-17 - how andy warhol brought me back from the edge
2008-11-03 - before the crash
2008-10-23 - the day before the rest of my life...I could use a Kleenex
2008-10-18 - artist sandwich
2008-10-06 - goth show yields unexpected results
2008-09-29 - jibberish plus I got some new shoes
2008-09-19 - duuude, you're blocking my art show
2008-09-17 - I really need to grow a pair
2008-09-12 - cars and art make me crazy(er)
2008-09-07 - free samples and other stuff
2008-09-04 - now what the hell hat was I wearing?
2008-08-29 - new job goal: goat thrower!!!!
2008-08-21 - plus one makes life different
2008-08-14 - the creepy guy on the trail and guardcat's fall fashion debut
2008-08-08 - SPAM-yeah-lots!
2008-08-03 - art saves witty - film at 11
2008-07-27 - hell month, part two: the musical
2008-07-08 - the nearly empty art opening - more cookies for me!!
2008-06-28 - well hung and ready to go
2008-06-24 - Pre-art show hanging jitters
2008-06-20 - wastingmymoney.com
2008-06-03 - the little human mural who laughed
2008-05-23 - why being a bag lady was actually my choice
2008-05-15 - voted off the island before the show starts
2008-05-08 - angst.com
2008-05-01 - wanky biorhythms leave me perplexed
2008-04-20 - cool art show shows just how uncool I am
2008-04-18 - thanks for the mammories
2008-04-14 - give piece a chance
2008-04-04 - naked short stories
2008-03-30 - a new meaning of bedside manner
2008-03-16 - you don't have to be drunk to be irish
2008-03-12 - the new seven commandments....maybe
2008-02-25 - my aura is grunge
2008-02-22 - love hangover
2008-02-12 - ...and the beat goes on....
2008-02-03 - just take a stick and whack me in the head
2008-01-30 - high school memesical
2008-01-30 - hugh school memesical
2008-01-15 - Ch-ch-ch-changes
2008-01-04 - it was only a minor flesh wound
2007-12-30 - the latest dear idiot episode
2007-12-25 - naughty and nice vie for world domination
2007-12-22 - meet meep...he's four times more fun
2007-12-16 - snowzillaville awaits another hit
2007-12-08 - blows to the head make me see mice
2007-12-02 - the excitement builds, heh, not really
2007-11-27 - I've come to realize
2007-11-21 - the strange pork chop incident
2007-11-16 - I spy
2007-11-12 - meet my boyfriend Google
2007-11-10 - its the one where I yell at the cat too
2007-11-07 - ass-o-painia the place near bitch-o-topia
2007-10-27 - when your brain takes a vacation but you're still home with the cat
2007-10-24 - meeting john lennon on the stairs
2007-10-14 - when squirrels answer the door
2007-10-09 - What about Bob
2007-10-04 - Call Lourdes, we have a miracle
2007-09-26 - and I'll even get a free blow dart!!
2007-09-22 - nothing rhymes with employment
2007-09-17 - the sad almost demise of one of the jennifers
2007-09-10 - camping sounds good
2007-09-01 - the thing on my chin
2007-08-28 - I just hope the light at the end of the tunnel isn't a train
2007-08-26 - upsy/downsy and maybe a few body slams
2007-08-26 - upsy/downsy and a few body slams
2007-08-20 - in need of either a jumpstart or a hug
2007-08-13 - internet dating karma
2007-08-09 - the night before the day of
2007-08-06 - a no show by the 80's rock star guy
2007-08-04 - the owl and the wittycat
2007-08-04 - the owl and the wittycat
2007-07-31 - clearing out the gangsta before my friend comes
2007-07-27 - just another manic friday
2007-07-26 - watching "lets make a deal" naked
2007-07-22 - fame, I wanna live forevah....turn, kick, kick
2007-07-20 - can you turn this way a little?
2007-07-18 - a bird pooped on me and I thought it was my dad in heaven saying hello
2007-07-13 - sidewalk vagina
2007-07-08 - living in a million dollar apt on the upper Westside for a few days, meh, it was okay. :-)
2007-07-01 - packing for NYC, okay not really
2007-06-28 - those little town blues, are melting away
2007-06-26 - helicopters, foodstamps, hotdogs
2007-06-24 - longest day of the year...more time to do stupid things. YAY!
2007-06-20 - the vatican proclaimation on traffic
2007-06-14 - silence of the phones
2007-06-12 - No, not THAT Tony
2007-06-09 - el date-O with el-Stupid-O
2007-06-07 - moving day
2007-06-04 - should I try it again?
2007-06-01 - I scream, you scream, we all scream for, ummmm.....
2007-05-31 - the PMS train has lost its brakes. help!
2007-05-30 - angst + art=me. get used to it.
2007-05-20 - why models have nothing going on in their brains. YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
2007-05-14 - in love by act one
2007-05-12 - bras-R-us
2007-05-10 - it went downhill after the duck sex incident
2007-05-08 - the photo that will git me a man!
2007-05-03 - art sandwich wednesdays
2007-04-28 - I'd rather have asstort
2007-04-26 - the dream about cream
2007-04-22 - I'm wicked cool, evidently
2007-04-20 - the stamp lickerer
2007-04-19 - never touch a bat unless you're medicated
2007-04-16 - the day "snow" becomes a dirty word
2007-04-15 - the secret identity doupleganger
2007-04-12 - leaf and his lovely twig
2007-04-11 - double standards, I guess
2007-04-07 - mr cool shoes
2007-04-05 - some confusion at the chinese food place
2007-04-02 - how to paint pine trees
2007-03-31 - the cat whisperer has a pity party
2007-03-30 - friday night at the memes
2007-03-29 - post it notes, when you're too whimpy to knock on the freakin' door
2007-03-28 - with the unstuffing of my head comes clarity...well sorta
2007-03-26 - a tear shed
2007-03-22 - riverdance this, norman bates
2007-03-20 - the question of the very mysterious origination of the fidgeta jacobean
2007-03-17 - even martha stewart would have enjoyed the tea
2007-03-16 - and for her next trick she'll attempt to boil water
2007-03-14 - the new iField which protects you from oncoming traffic too!
2007-03-10 - she-wolf and naked boys
2007-03-08 - one false move and I'll cough on you!
2007-03-06 - two days of art
2007-03-05 - the one glitch was barely noticeable
2007-03-02 - queenly duties are spellbinding
2007-03-01 - helen mirren has nothing on me, baby!
2007-02-26 - psychoanalyze yourself
2007-02-22 - a day at the spa, she said regally
2007-02-18 - britney spears -- and they call me needy
2007-02-16 - only a ghost would know
2007-02-15 - evil snow - - must die
2007-02-14 - VD...is there a cure?
2007-02-14 - I'd like to thank the academy....
2007-02-11 - last day of 48'ness
2007-02-10 - cleaning junk out for the arrival of the new life
2007-02-08 - monster evil with a diet coke on the side
2007-02-07 - swans who eat i-Pods
2007-02-06 - late for latte - no survivors
2007-02-05 - never say touche to clerks at target
2007-02-04 - busy, busy, busy during super bowl
2007-02-03 - beating away the blues
2007-02-02 - healing with fire
2007-01-31 - hearty heart seek SWM
2007-01-29 - testing, testing
2007-01-27 - cabaret savant
2007-01-26 - we're having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave...
2007-01-22 - Pharmeggedon
2007-01-21 - 100 - - You might want a slug of caffeine
2007-01-19 - cha-cha-cha-changes
2007-01-16 - If I had balls, I would have scratched them
2007-01-15 - dorks who talk so much even their cats run
2007-01-12 - reason # 127 why I need a life: strange googling habits
2007-01-12 - the zit that blocked the sun
2007-01-11 - life with no net
2007-01-09 - the upsy downsy day
2007-01-07 - smite the mites
2007-01-06 - run-on sentence with lots of commas, cause I can
2007-01-03 - it went downhill after Dreamgirls....
2006-12-31 - 12 times the fun -- a year in review
2006-12-30 - how to pretend you don't have 3 pounds of chocolate in your cabinet
2006-12-28 - side effects 101
2006-12-24 - meowy christmas from 2 cranky cats
2006-12-22 - christmas gifts for bipolars
2006-12-21 - nudes by candlelight was the best part
2006-12-18 - the Hanukkah cat detective
2006-12-16 - christmas cookie intervention
2006-12-13 - Inigo Montoya comes for a visit....
2006-12-12 - a slight reworking of a classic
2006-12-11 - witty mc needy makes her list
2006-12-08 - frankenbaby
2006-12-06 - Lots to talk about, not much to say
2006-12-04 - charm school reject
2006-12-03 - SANTAnxiety
2006-12-01 - I must avoid atrophy...yes.
2006-11-29 - the vibrating chair incident
2006-11-28 - morphing into tom hanks...don't try this at home
2006-11-27 - Menopausal-a-saurus
2006-11-23 - at least we know the smoke alarm works
2006-11-21 - the not so private conversation
2006-11-18 - ...and over on the piano we have....
2006-11-16 - at last?
2006-11-13 - brothers and sisters: a review of the season thus far
2006-11-13 - medical miracle....call Lourdes!!
2006-11-11 - at the mercy of a crazy writer it seems
2006-11-09 - just when you think you have it bad....
2006-11-08 - even jesus was stumping for the republicans yesterday
2006-11-05 - how drinking milk almost made me vote republican
2006-11-03 - another opening, another show
2006-11-01 - children of the corn...the crazy one
2006-10-28 - chakras: the musical
2006-10-27 - when even flirting won't sell your art...sigh!
2006-10-26 - slothing amongst the crows and pumpkins
2006-10-25 - tom cruise guest entry
2006-10-22 - 2 dates 2 guys 2 weeks CALL CNN!!!!
2006-10-20 - different yet the same yet different, I think
2006-10-19 - art possibly worth going to hell for
2006-10-16 - leap of faith, the bipolar manifesto, yeah
2006-10-16 - one pill cures it all
2006-10-13 - anthony perkins writes me a thank you note
2006-10-13 - one pizza short of a full deck
2006-10-10 - broadway numbers in bulk foods
2006-10-08 - famous for nothing
2006-10-08 - keeping tabs on tiny frankenstein
2006-10-06 - clean up on aisle 11
2006-10-04 - I bet ward cleaver was a republican
2006-10-02 - three ways to use the word gah! effectively
2006-10-02 - trying to follow in the footsteps of dame edna
2006-09-29 - elvis had dirty fingernails
2006-09-27 - you gotta worry when even the fish look at you funny
2006-09-25 - monday memelicious
2006-09-23 - tales of frostingland and then some
2006-09-20 - the day before willies
2006-09-18 - hippie de festivale unfurls again
2006-09-16 - scannerama
2006-09-13 - late summer afternoon
2006-09-12 - bbq from hell with a couple perry como songs
2006-09-11 - awaiting the candle love-in thingie
2006-09-09 - ya know what happened at 11:09 a.m. edt? I do.
2006-09-08 - stupid is the new smart
2006-09-05 - beware of men bearing whistles...again and again
2006-09-03 - rebuilding from the ground up
2006-09-01 - getting the gold wrapper....finally
2006-08-30 - cat porn addiction becomes apparent
2006-08-27 - forest nude with a twist of zen
2006-08-25 - 15 minutes of fame...ok, so I'm short 14 minutes 58 seconds
2006-08-23 - the cat in the hat meets with the croak in the throat
2006-08-22 - I screamed so loud that even helen keller heard me
2006-08-13 - the wedding....flip flops optional
2006-08-11 - blessed art thou pain pills
2006-08-09 - sunflowers and fuck-buddies
2006-08-06 - at the sound of the beep...leave a movie
2006-08-04 - mothra dearest
2006-08-02 - heat, large insects, national stupid people week, its all here
2006-08-01 - elvi confetti and the icky lemur thing
2006-07-30 - drop-kicking the phrase "I wish"
2006-07-28 - going home with the nude model. well thats a new one!
2006-07-26 - a new kind of twister
2006-07-24 - 37 ways to spell viagra
2006-07-20 - cocoon, part XXVII (the reunion)
2006-07-18 - the ozone is falling, the ozone is falling...
2006-07-16 - things that fall out of your pants
2006-07-14 - spiders, scatting, strange holes in my thighs
2006-07-11 - where a thousand steps gets you.
2006-07-10 - plucked clean by an angry filippino
2006-07-08 - three years of angst and still going strong....
2006-07-06 - how music reminds you of life and life reminds you of music
2006-07-04 - deciphering the cat litter, kissing my gay friend dream
2006-07-01 - my new bad ass gangsta rap name
2006-07-01 - boys in the 'hood - - all different kinds
2006-06-29 - pepper mitt to the rescue...maybe
2006-06-27 - "what'cha gonna do when they come for you..."
2006-06-25 - help! I have to get married and have a baby before my 30th high school reunion in 2 weeks!
2006-06-24 - the blue heron book saga
2006-06-22 - garden wars and then a different kind of full monty
2006-06-20 - sometimes I just feel, I don't know....normal, ya know!
2006-06-20 - memememememememe #169
2006-06-17 - cool people use real phones
2006-06-15 - deciding deciding factors
2006-06-12 - spelling theatre the correct way
2006-06-10 - the real weapons of mass destruction -- gardening shears
2006-06-08 - eating hotdogs with meany
2006-06-06 - subaru nirvana
2006-06-04 - disconnect
2006-06-02 - certain days when the mothership hovers
2006-05-31 - car-tastrophy, but just a little one
2006-05-30 - nothing could be finer than a shriner with a shiner in the mornin'
2006-05-28 - creek freak out, corn boy in. booya!
2006-05-27 - the zit that ate new york
2006-05-26 - nude guy on bike and penguins
2006-05-24 - four play
2006-05-21 - toes in search of love
2006-05-18 - a new thing to color blue
2006-05-17 - apathy....isn't that near the dead sea?
2006-05-14 - caterpillar head
2006-05-13 - tom cruise enters my dreams ---arghhhhhh!
2006-05-12 - six weird things
2006-05-11 - bounce
2006-05-10 - anger management part xxxviiixiii
2006-05-08 - 1000 days and counting
2006-05-05 - Cinco de Uh Oh!
2006-05-06 - the "screw-it" billboard on the boulevard of life
2006-05-04 - genitalia and spongecake
2006-05-04 - smoking is bad for you.
2006-05-02 - busted by the fun police and more
2006-05-01 - the church lady -- well isn't that special
2006-04-30 - faster than a speeding bullet...well, sorta.
2006-04-28 - yoko bono
2006-04-25 - the nearly fatal cat punting incident
2006-04-23 - all of these friendly people are making me nervous - gah!
2006-04-22 - the long haired, scarlet toed harlot's week in review
2006-04-18 - the naked zen men garden
2006-04-16 - happy eater - - otay!
2006-04-14 - one flew over the kookaburra's nest
2006-04-13 - some people are just givers
2006-04-11 - Pass-overed
2006-04-10 - The Guy Standing in the Creek Raking Garbage (tm) Woo!
2006-04-09 - one almost massage and someone willing to step in
2006-04-06 - fitting in with normal
2006-04-05 - sneaking a peek....
2006-04-04 - blonde amazons...fascinating....yawn.
2006-04-01 - naked selma hayek sedoku
2006-03-30 - .00005 seconds of fame and an offer.
2006-03-29 - just briefly...until I get some sleep
2006-03-28 - cathartic moments and smack downs
2006-03-26 - who random side effects might look like
2006-03-25 - my line to the real world from my not so interesting world
2006-03-23 - doctor no touch
2006-03-22 - a note to heaven
2006-03-21 - half dead rock star wears pink
2006-03-19 - spring won't spring. I think its broken.
2006-03-17 - banks, boys and bush
2006-03-17 - rubbing shamrocks for luck
2006-03-14 - flippin' mitten
2006-03-14 - beware of death minions who wear mittens
2006-03-12 - I wish they made virus software for regrets
2006-03-10 - longest survey in the history of the world. bring pillows. drink caffeine. get a babysitter.
2006-03-07 - busted for tuna...20 years in the slammer. minimum
2006-03-02 - queen of the mardi gras, but only because I kicked the other queens out.
2006-02-27 - be nice to the receptionist, she may be the next picasso
2006-02-24 - snowmo erectus
2006-02-23 - when hiding out seems like the only option
2006-02-21 - shrink, shrank, shrunk, austin powers redux
2006-02-20 - here I come to save the day! well...sorta
2006-02-17 - zang, zang, zang, its all good for someone with PMS
2006-02-14 - VD (valentine's day)
2006-02-12 - the last day of 47 with a hunka hunka burnin' love
2006-02-10 - getting chased by death minnions - eek!
2006-02-07 - the cute and adorable optimist
2006-02-05 - If you build a H o o t e r s...THEY will come....
2006-02-02 - nylon ropes don't leave marks...
2006-01-31 - how artists seek to impress
2006-01-29 - girls in glasses are cooler than you think
2006-01-27 - I believe (cue gentle loving music)
2006-01-25 - under the clutter laid a life waiting to happen
2006-01-24 - so trivial it may not even be worth pursuing
2006-01-22 - how my feng shui was fucked up by an easy bake oven
2006-01-21 - if only a little white angora could make it better
2006-01-19 - the real way to say Van Gogh
2006-01-17 - Fifty Cent kittyYO gets another visit from Thadeus
2006-01-16 - the cat who wanted to be on Broadway
2006-01-15 - saturday night at the memes
2006-01-13 - remote control men
2006-01-11 - why girls named falafel are so delicious
2006-01-09 - camera obscura and naked toes
2006-01-07 - Fabulous Fours Memelicious Meme
2006-01-05 - holidazed
2006-01-01 - list making, eyeballs, and auras, oh my
2005-12-31 - scribblings to remember a year by
2005-12-29 - hug sluttery 2005
2005-12-28 - what men really want to see on sMatch.dot.com
2005-12-24 - meowy christmas from witty and the gang
2005-12-23 - 'twas a meme before christmas....
2005-12-21 - men with presents
2005-12-18 - you have to have a life, in order to write a christmas newsletter. who knew??
2005-12-17 - witty the spy sneaks around and nearly gets caught
2005-12-15 - JUGS....MASSIVE.....gasp.
2005-12-14 - queen for a day
2005-12-08 - LIVE from Snow City.... this and that, remembering Lennon
2005-12-07 - parking lot is full, but my heart isn't
2005-12-03 - hamster snow
2005-12-01 - braking the bank
2005-11-28 - the wishing fairy FINALLY gets a vacation
2005-11-26 - its comedy tonight
2005-11-25 - turkey day by way of the three stooges
2005-11-23 - how my good hair day, caused men to talk about the size of their grinches
2005-11-22 - eviction day for thadeus
2005-11-19 - beamer plot unfolds near olive garden
2005-11-18 - witty scissorhands
2005-11-17 - an anniversary of sorts
2005-11-14 - six butts....no waiting
2005-11-12 - ya gotta have a gimmick...
2005-11-11 - act crazy and carry a large cucumber
2005-11-11 - being the center of the universe, really ain't that great
2005-11-08 - the hat that ate new england
2005-11-06 - eyebrow dysfunction scares republican - film at 11
2005-11-04 - its a MALL world after all...
2005-11-03 - testing for safety...its imperative
2005-11-03 - the seven deadly sins
2005-10-31 - hey, hey , hee, hee, get off of my cloud
2005-10-31 - skullduggery on spooky night
2005-10-28 - dipping your chip in a skull for starters
2005-10-26 - avoiding the much dreaded unicorn-dritis
2005-10-24 - naked pizza
2005-10-22 - welcome to stupidville
2005-10-21 - what I DON'T DO the other 163 hours a week
2005-10-17 - hi, I'm witty, I'm a crazy cat lady
2005-10-17 - karma karma khameleon
2005-10-15 - I REALLY wanted to spank someone...but not in a fun way
2005-10-14 - rip(cough)off
2005-10-14 - not playing well with others....
2005-10-11 - thou shalt not covet thy neighbors privacy
2005-10-10 - my new best friend...by the hour (no sex though)
2005-10-08 - its memelicious, my friends....
2005-10-08 - crazy cat lady update #561
2005-10-06 - I don't care, but I do....
2005-10-05 - a cautionary tale about pissing off a telemarketer
2005-10-03 - moose train
2005-10-02 - sunday meme of the utmost importance
2005-10-01 - my vow of corporate silence...
2005-09-29 - republicans? there goes the neighborhood....
2005-09-27 - you are no match for me...stupid human
2005-09-24 - coolness dna rules, but not everyone has it
2005-09-20 - post-it notes on my brain
2005-09-16 - reason #24 why you should always wipe your feet
2005-09-14 - BA - bookaholic anonymous
2005-09-14 - alto cat-to soprano
2005-09-13 - roadblocks and stopsigns...things to ignore
2005-09-11 - secrets in the village
2005-09-10 - fifty minus one
2005-09-10 - when the ignition goes click
2005-09-08 - feline terrorist destroys everything...news at 11
2005-09-06 - blow me
2005-09-05 - i miss you dad
2005-09-03 - what they don't put in the brochures
2005-09-03 - a 6 kiss penalty
2005-09-01 - why my career choices never seem to work out.
2005-08-29 - armageddon at spider central
2005-08-28 - if it doesn't kill you, it will make you stronger AND I'VE GOT PICTURES!!
2005-08-27 - a bloggie thingie on saturday night
2005-08-26 - now what does EKG stand for?
2005-08-23 - beware the glowing paystub
2005-08-22 - taking a side trip to opposite-land
2005-08-21 - finding old photos
2005-08-19 - unbalanced load....baby
2005-08-18 - being the center of the universe ain't easy
2005-08-14 - cool like me
2005-08-13 - moving tales from angst central
2005-08-10 - arf and the runaway bride
2005-08-09 - six degrees of separation from the beatles...sorta
2005-08-07 - crikey, guardcat finds love before I do...
2005-08-05 - what? only a 100 things that make you feel good? what a scandal!
2005-08-04 - here come da judge...and he forgot his briefs
2005-08-02 - dear god, thanks for making anti-anxiety medicine, love witty
2005-07-31 - what IF cool
2005-07-30 - trying on bathing suits and other horror stories meant to scare the ice cream spoon out of your hand
2005-07-29 - I was packing and I found 8 more memes under my bed...
2005-07-27 - what happens when you put your hands where they shouldn't be
2005-07-25 - angst, apartments, artemus, its day for A things
2005-07-23 - walmartopia, the place where dreams come true and then some...
2005-07-21 - awittykittyZILLA roar!
2005-07-19 - Geritol.com
2005-07-16 - cats, cars and others things I can't control
2005-07-15 - in heat
2005-07-12 - the man with two (2) sexual organs
2005-07-10 - what does it mean when you dream about vibrating cucumbers?
2005-07-09 - thanks for the mammaries
2005-07-08 - 2 ga-zzzillion words and years later....
2005-07-06 - all martha'd out
2005-07-04 - loud noises and sour grapes...what can you do?
2005-07-03 - national stupid people day passes without notice
2005-07-01 - I think even Tom Cruise would agree...I need some meds.
2005-06-30 - global warming in my underwear for starters
2005-06-28 - screaming meme from tall, dark and handsome
2005-06-26 - what I miss about childhood....
2005-06-25 - an unlikely convert, even in the humidity
2005-06-24 - adventures in the ford tempo of doom
2005-06-20 - summer solstice summary (hey, an alliteration!!)
2005-06-19 - you deserve better Dad
2005-06-16 - have poltergeist, will travel
2005-06-16 - what'cha gonna do when they come for you...
2005-06-14 - whipped-de-dew
2005-06-11 - why get match.com, when you can watch glasses of diet coke hurl themselves off your desk for free
2005-06-10 - hot weather short circuits sanity -- film at 11
2005-06-09 - duck porn
2005-06-05 - flab abs are fab....right?
2005-06-04 - can't even think of a title for this one
2005-06-03 - gardening erotica for amateurs...
2005-06-01 - SWF seeks intelligent life form, preferably with spellcheck
2005-05-30 - MEMElicious
2005-05-28 - amazing feats of inspectical treachery
2005-05-27 - 1-800-asslight
2005-05-27 - pondering periodically perplexing periods
2005-05-23 - skip the poop, fantastic
2005-05-21 - the spider who lived at the vibrator hilton
2005-05-20 - I can't GET no...s.a.t.i.s.f.a.c.t.i.o.n......
2005-05-17 - dancing with liberals, its all the rage
2005-05-16 - close encounters of the weird kind, all with no paragraph breaks and a gratutious picture of Buckwheat
2005-05-14 - when not getting the finger is even better
2005-05-13 - wednesday - feelin' groovy
2005-05-11 - ...and now for something completely different
2005-05-10 - the married man radar detector thingie...my new invention
2005-05-07 - No more wire hangers....OH!! I meant happy mother's day!!!!!!
2005-05-07 - the return of the naked surfer dude
2005-05-05 - ant suicides, manic girls, screaming cats, its all here....
2005-05-02 - beware the man eating hole...
2005-04-30 - two things that cloud your brain - chocolate and electricity
2005-04-28 - alphabetically challenged survey
2005-04-27 - to laugh or not to laugh, that is the question
2005-04-25 - my very own slightly askew micro-climate
2005-04-24 - car condoms, its all the rage....
2005-04-22 - Totally Toe-licious
2005-04-22 - section eight doesn't always mean you're crazy
2005-04-20 - watermelon blues
2005-04-18 - still waiting for one of my horoscopes to come true...
2005-04-15 - Partly cloudy with a chance of cat ass
2005-04-14 - dame edna and his love stick come out to play with the paranoid.
2005-04-09 - remorse, recourse, of course
2005-04-09 - riding in cars with men
2005-04-08 - eeny, meany, miney, moe, catch a frenchman by the toe
2005-04-07 - neurotica CATdemonium
2005-04-06 - midnight hour's fear list
2005-04-03 - drama queens-R-us
2005-04-02 - purple bag twine handles
2005-03-30 - this is my last donut...I promise...sorta
2005-03-28 - code orange...it tastes kind of sherberty
2005-03-26 - dental anguish
2005-03-25 - kidnapper by day, painter by night
2005-03-24 - an anniversary of sorts
2005-03-23 - amusing e-mails and a potential antidote for feng shui prozac
2005-03-20 - interjew with a coven
2005-03-18 - grandma said...
2005-03-17 - If you're Irish and you're horny, clap your hands
2005-03-16 - heads will roll down at dailyhoroscope@astrology.com
2005-03-15 - twist and shout down in the Garden of Eden
2005-03-14 - Alphabetically aranged questions for those OCD people
2005-03-14 - paintin' the town green
2005-03-12 - timeline of really important events...
2005-03-11 - how invisiblity factors into not making any friends because they can't see you.
2005-03-08 - gard kat'z 6th birfday
2005-03-07 - need ideas...just come to the witty, but some cash would be nice too.
2005-03-06 - being well hung can only result in compliments. What? I'm talking about ART!
2005-03-05 - candy hearts don't lie
2005-03-03 - witty kissy face...it seems
2005-03-02 - all ya need is love...and/or a winning lottery ticket
2005-03-01 - and the whiner is....
2005-02-26 - y e a r b o o k
2005-02-22 - surveyanov..a place in russia, I think
2005-02-21 - The guy in the corduroy jacket
2005-02-18 - associating with the criminal element, large and small
2005-02-14 - no flowers but....
2005-02-14 - running fences, crazy roses and gates that open to nowhere
2005-02-13 - the massage nazi who made me put my leg up over his shoulder
2005-02-12 - the last day of 46ness
2005-02-11 - fat wednesday, snowy thursday
2005-02-09 - attempting to find the alternate universe where art gets you laid
2005-02-06 - silly, superfluous, senseless sunday survey
2005-02-05 - its always nice to be remembered
2005-02-04 - when casual flirts get fed all the right lines
2005-02-01 - crouching witty, smoking dragon
2005-01-31 - dear fairy god mother....
2005-01-31 - how I managed to pass the OCD test in flying colors
2005-01-29 - why even mapquest can't locate my house
2005-01-28 - how I surgically attached two surveys together without even using a scapel
2005-01-27 - be safe when you wonk
2005-01-27 - why do I always want what I can't have?
2005-01-25 - when you strangely realize your life has plot points and soundtrack by simon and garfunkle
2005-01-25 - dreams only an angst camera can see
2005-01-24 - the naked snow angel incident
2005-01-22 - why snow in your bedroom makes you really cool!
2005-01-21 - and I'm smoooookin'! (help)
2005-01-21 - smash, trash and dash
2005-01-17 - the slightly larger version of a desperate housewive wardrobe
2005-01-14 - warm weather delirium
2005-01-11 - two are always better than one, especially if you're a guy
2005-01-29 - quizzical McSnizzical
2005-01-28 - the second hundred things about manic girl
2005-01-27 - the name game
2005-01-26 - right anger butt cheek pain (try saying that fast)
2005-01-03 - what kind of intelligence do you have?
2005-01-02 - cooking eggs naked
2005-01-01 - what I originally meant to say last night...
2004-12-31 - why rent videos when you can just watch the ass whooping in the parking lot?
2004-12-30 - the only possible explanation
2004-12-28 - thou shalt not dodge flying credenzas
2004-12-28 - shaking off the gift card frenzy with brother ray
2004-12-27 - National Return Christmas Shit You Didnít Like Day
2004-12-24 - merry catmus
2004-12-24 - all I want for christmas is a fucking parking space
2004-12-21 - "A" is for awesome
2004-12-21 - we're having a heat wave...a tropical heat wave
2004-12-18 - charlie horse directly to my heart
2004-12-17 - flustering boys, my new favorite past time
2004-12-15 - manic me and the tiny woof woof
2004-12-13 - The Obsessive Details Game ©
2004-12-07 - Pin the Yarmulke on the Mensch?
2004-12-07 - life divided into 500 equal and not so equal pieces
2004-12-04 - allegorical cats, metaphorical cats
2004-12-04 - Queen of the Cubical, by proxy
2004-12-02 - mc survey on mc thursday
2004-11-29 - bowling queen of the universe
2004-11-29 - outgrinching scrooge in a grinchtacular way
2004-11-27 - bad driver bounty hunter - - that's me
2004-11-23 - keith richards, babyman and hyperboy
2004-11-20 - Five men and me in a hot swirling cauldron of sensuous fluids...meh
2004-11-19 - death via edward gorey
2004-11-15 - running with the crazies, but I mean it in a nice way
2004-11-13 - have cleanser will travel
2004-11-12 - Brits, parked cars, surreptitious yentas
2004-11-09 - there has to be some mistake here...ummm
2004-11-09 - hi-ho. hi-ho. its off to work(?) I go?
2004-11-06 - lake angst
2004-11-06 - a survey with 20 incredibly fascinating questions which will either make you think or give you a headache
2004-11-04 - me and my shadow(ing)
2004-11-04 - twelve straight months of total nudity
2004-11-03 - electoral dysfunction
2004-11-02 - model employee. Plus I have a dot!!!
2004-10-31 - thou shalt not chop thy neighbor's aorta in a grinder bought on television
2004-10-30 - memories of mah-velous marin
2004-10-29 - pools, alien abductions and cartoon guys named Bob
2004-10-28 - the amazing ms. limpet goes to BOO-tacular
2004-10-27 - guardcat's extreme home makeover
2004-10-25 - employment upon my ass. at last.
2004-10-24 - the weakly sunday survey
2004-10-23 - landslide victory? Call Ripley's believe it or not
2004-10-21 - how art saves me
2004-10-20 - light catty reading material
2004-10-19 - how my heart was stolen, even though they wore fur
2004-10-17 - what to do when someone rings your door bell & you're naked
2004-10-16 - dr. strangelove, lawrence welk and belly button singing.
2004-10-16 - the wittykitty titty bitty
2004-10-10 - death by expired non-fat milk
2004-10-09 - a letter to heaven
2004-10-08 - witty pity. arty party. whee! I need some drugs.
2004-10-07 - charles in charge
2004-10-04 - a mouse in a house equals a cat who is fat
2004-10-02 - donuts= certain death, but hey they taste good too!
2004-09-29 - 200 things I may or may not have done
2004-09-26 - another opening, another show
2004-09-26 - survey says....part XXII
2004-09-24 - why I didn't know what the hell to do.
2004-09-23 - when smiling like a stepford wife is the only choice
2004-09-21 - why wearing your dress backwards sometime helps
2004-09-21 - why we didn't invite george w. to our parade
2004-09-18 - who I would like to vote off the island...
2004-09-16 - twinkle, twinkle ye of faith, won't you come and be my date
2004-09-15 - yeah, certain naked people make me giggle too
2004-09-12 - why I wish my giant sunflower would eat that stupid freakin' squirrel
2004-09-09 - I could really use about twenty cases of confidence about now
2004-09-07 - the laundromat guy...the WTF guy in the park, why am I still single?
2004-09-05 - hippies, crows, chakras, democrats, its all here
2004-09-04 - paraGOOGLEnoia. how to find what you're looking for, even if you're not looking
2004-09-04 - ill bill no hill vol i
2004-09-02 - trying to figure out I wanna get laid guy thing
2004-09-02 - squirrels will only love you if you're a nut
2004-09-01 - where's lorraine bobbett when you need her?
2004-08-31 - where chin hairs grow wild and drag queen frogs are free
2004-08-29 - two pussies in one house. Its really quite enough
2004-08-27 - if I get any angstier I think my head will explode
2004-08-24 - going postal down at the insurance office
2004-08-21 - the "why is it that..." game
2004-08-20 - the joys of napping
2004-08-19 - I'm the boss of my underpants, if nothing else
2004-08-15 - so are the objects in my kitchen just extraordinarily depressed?
2004-08-14 - Maybe I can sustain a gardening tool accident...
2004-08-13 - MONO or stereo
2004-08-12 - using a new instrument to paint with....
2004-08-08 - me and Jesus are just like this now
2004-08-07 - why I should start possibly planning for my alternate ending universe
2004-08-06 - I've got more than I thought, plus I'm cute!
2004-08-05 - the kitty-shirt folding time warp.
2004-08-03 - blow on my eyeball and I'll follow you anywhere
2004-08-02 - for girls only today
2004-08-01 - trying to talk myself out of professional cat boudoir photos
2004-07-29 - do two neurotics equal one normal person:
2004-07-27 - waking up to sirens
2004-07-26 - I've lost my mojo and I can't get up
2004-07-25 - in need of an extreme make over
2004-07-24 - doomsday drives a train
2004-07-20 - I'd rather be a bipolar than an asshole because at least there's medication for that
2004-07-17 - can I have a ferret?
2004-07-16 - the day the two dozen eggs decided to commit suicide
2004-07-14 - survey says
2004-07-12 - boop....boop....boop....
2004-07-11 - and BINGO was her name-O
2004-07-10 - happy anniversary to me....
2004-07-10 - a fine summer day with the kids
2004-07-08 - now why is my employer taking off his pants?
2004-07-07 - am I afraid of the dark?
2004-07-06 - the lass sees an ass
2004-07-05 - july 1972
2004-07-03 - kiss of the spider, woman
2004-07-01 - down the rabbit hole to art-land
2004-06-29 - Ctl-Alt-Delete Wittykitty
2004-06-28 - why I'm afraid of floating decimal points
2004-06-25 - how dr. phil might help the teletubbies
2004-06-23 - its all about getting your meat tenderized.
2004-06-22 - two librarians and the naughty computer
2004-06-21 - under construction
2004-06-20 - love at first sight
2004-06-19 - the squirrels at assumption get more than I do
2004-06-18 - aqua girl comes up for air...well, sorta
2004-06-18 - the joys of the water jet
2004-06-16 - femme fatale artist on the loose
2004-06-15 - appreciating yourself - a new cult - how weird
2004-06-14 - how to freak cats out with post-it notes
2004-06-14 - pickles, porn and poetry
2004-06-12 - and now a word from my muse paranoia
2004-06-11 - But still...a guy with a tattoo...
2004-06-08 - pulp friction
2004-06-06 - when ants overtook the art room
2004-06-04 - beautiful x2
2004-06-03 - when a yellow rabbit jumps over the roof is when I'll be happy
2004-06-02 - dodging lightening bolts and hotties
2004-06-01 - why I prefer cats to dogs
2004-05-31 - be happy with what you've got
2004-05-28 - ya gotta love those butt crack guys
2004-05-27 - a nude guy gives me a flower - wheee
2004-05-25 - modem goddess -- hear me roar
2004-05-24 - crying, sighing, denying, I need a cookie
2004-05-23 - computer geek centerfold girl
2004-05-21 - witty poppins?
2004-05-20 - why am I listening to a crackhead?
2004-05-18 - letiticia and boobara get their school pictures
2004-05-17 - trapezoids, schmapezoids
2004-05-16 - 105 really useful things
2004-05-16 - how alfredo wormed his way into my heart
2004-05-15 - why my need to pee, almost got me electrocuted
2004-05-14 - I'll see your two mullets and raise ya a Frida
2004-05-13 - hey duuuuuuude, you're nude!
2004-05-11 - 40 big ones in manhattan
2004-05-09 - footloose and squeal-free
2004-05-08 - reality is for people without imagination
2004-05-07 - flames and lightening
2004-05-06 - I'll have two arts, over easy
2004-05-05 - when three's not a crowd
2004-05-04 - fallin' down on your knees at the dmv
2004-05-02 - the shed that led to hockney
2004-04-29 - When Harry Met Witty
2004-04-29 - when opera stars come to town it ruins my love life
2004-04-27 - matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match
2004-04-26 - where a night of nasty spider sex might lead
2004-04-25 - meeting mr. bigglesworth
2004-04-24 - the bride wore lavendar
2004-04-22 - starving artist makes a simple request
2004-04-21 - channeling Picasso and Ry Cooder
2004-04-20 - "A", exit stage left
2004-04-19 - Quack. Quack Quack.
2004-04-18 - how PMS was created
2004-04-17 - this is your heart on love....any questions?
2004-04-16 - into everyone's life, a little omarosa must fall
2004-04-15 - swordus erectus
2004-04-13 - what neurotics are really thinking when they're sitting quietly
2004-04-12 - the everchanging canvas
2004-04-10 - holy moses, jessica
2004-04-09 - html interruptus and my cats new obsession
2004-04-06 - dragging out the Hallelujah Chorus for the first time in 2004
2004-04-05 - steamed at self-esteem
2004-04-05 - survey says VIIII
2004-04-03 - how many lesbians does it take to paint a door frame?
2004-04-02 - the real me
2004-04-02 - what I think about during a massage
2004-04-01 - april fools rule
2004-03-31 - when is the next train to Sedona?
2004-03-30 - the four food groups
2004-03-29 - some rockin' good anger management
2004-03-28 - the 100 list thingie
2004-03-28 - don't let bipolars snort fixatives
2004-03-28 - gratuitous art
2004-03-27 - alf's nearly fatal consequences of adjusting my seat
2004-03-26 - hung up on well hung
2004-03-24 - zenshrink revisited
2004-03-23 - dear dad
2004-03-23 - crazy female artists are so cool!
2004-03-21 - first day of spring...yeah right
2004-03-20 - a former critic fesses up
2004-03-19 - beware the airborne poopie
2004-03-18 - cute naked ass survey
2004-03-17 - if you're Irish and you're drinking clap your hands
2004-03-16 - why my nude art scares me
2004-03-15 - checking out my trunk
2004-03-12 - when amputation is the only solution
2004-03-11 - the artist and the leather key chain guy
2004-03-10 - the snowdrops are coming, the snowdrops are coming
2004-03-08 - whirley shirley
2004-03-07 - opposites attract
2004-03-06 - checkbook love
2004-03-06 - -
2004-03-05 - accepting rides from lesbians
2004-03-02 - i'm not mundane and you can't make me
2004-03-01 - no time for hobbits
2004-02-29 - well hung in every way
2004-02-27 - creepy van guy and bus criminals
2004-02-26 - yeah baby, whip it to me...RESPECT
2004-02-25 - delusional girls are cute
2004-02-24 - the reason Schroeder flourishes
2004-02-23 - wanna see my coatimundi?
2004-02-22 - two crazy kitties under one roof
2004-02-20 - walrus penises make me think of Ray Romano
2004-02-19 - Yentl the Mental
2004-02-18 - artistic mayhem
2004-02-17 - cul-de-sac orgasms
2004-02-17 - consuming calories the fun way...
2004-02-15 - another frightening long survey to avoid writing an actual entry
2004-02-13 - naughty Polaroids and alien chip implants
2004-02-13 - Be my valentine
2004-02-11 - nekkid pictures and psychedelic kimono dragon
2004-02-10 - gas leaks would have ruined even Oprah's birthday
2004-02-09 - the turkey fairy visits my ass
2004-02-09 - Liza with a "G"eek
2004-02-07 - canole royale - the pastry who loved me
2004-02-06 - my incredibly selfish view of gift giving and receiving
2004-02-05 - the pop-up spider that tried to eat me
2004-02-04 - Crazy Boy asks Witty Kitty for a Date - Yay!
2004-02-02 - the importance of tear-away-titty-protectors
2004-02-01 - dammit janet, now michael isn't on the front page
2004-01-31 - haiku this you freakin' leprechaun
2004-01-30 - what really happened in the garden of eden
2004-01-29 - survey said...
2004-01-29 - the little volvo who could
2004-01-28 - the psychedelic amoebas vs the samurai snowblowers
2004-01-27 - me and the virgin mary are just like this now
2004-01-26 - stat whores and how J'lo figures in
2004-01-25 - getting into my drawers
2004-01-24 - Jessica Simpson helps out
2004-01-23 - I've got a ticket to ride
2004-01-22 - match.dot.com.dot.not
2004-01-21 - Geekdom is now mine
2004-01-20 - shrink, shrank, shrunk Austin Powers style
2004-01-19 - unmasking the kitty - - feathers optional
2004-01-17 - the ugly awards
2004-01-14 - the centrifugal force experiment
2004-01-13 - catching the right train
2004-01-12 - TEA...licious
2004-01-11 - manic person selling ellipses...cheap
2004-01-10 - calendar chaos
2004-01-08 - the secret of M.E.G.s
2004-01-06 - don't jump....
2004-01-04 - introducing the witty kitty kitty
2004-01-04 - my kingdom for a server
2004-01-02 - beauty and art 24/7...please
2004-01-01 - 2004 - 365 more chances to fuck up
2003-12-31 - projectiles....incoming....
2003-12-30 - that stupid end of the year thing
2003-12-30 - the doggie bone cantata
2003-12-29 - the write stuff
2003-12-28 - the true meaning of dolphin telepathy
2003-12-27 - what the ceramic hands of Jesus didn't do
2003-12-26 - some new ideas for stir frying
2003-12-23 - pms powered christmas shopping
2003-12-22 - Getting close to wittykitty -- here's your chance!!
2003-12-18 - enjoying the trip
2003-12-18 - the gay rodeo hello dolly guy
2003-12-15 - hurt me with your 19.3"
2003-12-14 - willie wonka or saddam hussein?
2003-12-13 - the DVD virgin
2003-12-12 - living like the rich folk
2003-12-08 - anonymous cowards
2003-12-07 - that wild Irish girl thing
2003-12-06 - sex toy hockey
2003-12-03 - the origami snow shovel
2003-12-02 - qualifying for the toe sucking olympics
2003-12-01 - repeat offender
2003-11-29 - zen-nuts revisited
2003-11-28 - backless and strapless at wally world
2003-11-27 - you better be good for freakin' sake
2003-11-24 - I see naked people
2003-11-22 - being naked is fun
2003-11-21 - why "obsessing again" is an oxymoron
2003-11-20 - taking your life personally
2003-11-18 - penispenispenispenispenispenis
2003-11-17 - dodging Jesus freaks and panhandlers
2003-11-16 - the secret of body mics
2003-11-15 - slumming at the country club
2003-11-14 - frosty the Chevy...
2003-11-12 - the nude art guy
2003-11-09 - acting for Emmys
2003-11-08 - dialing from the heart
2003-11-06 - the debut of the chaos goddess
2003-11-05 - the unexplainable need for human contact
2003-11-04 - soulmate searching
2003-11-03 - dollar days down at the five and dim
2003-11-02 - manhattan memories
2003-11-01 - internet co-mingling
2003-10-31 - the kleptomaniac she-cat
2003-10-30 - The Karmic conga line of well dones
2003-10-29 - Jennifer wins Emmy and Nobel Peace Prize
2003-10-27 - battle of quirks
2003-10-26 - typing naked
2003-10-26 - mr. alternative rock band manager
2003-10-25 - the meaning of dreams
2003-10-24 - let's write this one off too
2003-10-23 - using drugs for inspiration - just say no
2003-10-22 - the catalogue arrives...
2003-10-21 - pity party for one
2003-10-20 - I want to be a media slut for Halloween
2003-10-19 - Austin Powers in a thong & other scary dreams
2003-10-19 - calling all kitty shrinks
2003-10-18 - three wishes granted...no waiting
2003-10-17 - Don't sing that....
2003-10-17 - days of who's lives?
2003-10-15 - adam and eve revisited
2003-10-15 - more tricks than treats
2003-10-14 - two scary events in one day
2003-10-13 - Straight eye for the queer guy
2003-10-11 - Google Me
2003-10-11 - love me tender....love me big
2003-10-09 - happy birthday dad
2003-10-09 - flea Armageddon day
2003-10-08 - guilt -- the least celebrated emotion
2003-10-06 - how to avoid paying the deductible
2003-10-05 - Why Dollar Stores play CW music
2003-10-04 - lost in translation
2003-10-03 - have it your way...MF
2003-10-03 - the mexican standoff
2003-10-02 - the chartreuse alligator with wings
2003-10-01 - ears to you....
2003-09-29 - a lesson in nothing
2003-09-28 - Blow drying your goat
2003-09-27 - worst day nominations are in
2003-09-26 - the subject was....
2003-09-25 - Getting cagey with Nicholas Cage
2003-09-23 - Austin Powers K.S.
2003-09-22 - the real reason for carpal tunnel
2003-09-21 - the lake with walking fish
2003-09-20 - bipolar crash site investigated
2003-09-19 - Movie Star Brain
2003-09-19 - I did it E-Bay
2003-09-17 - the return of Dark Vador
2003-09-16 - Quiet, past life regression in progress
2003-09-15 - painting myself in corners.
2003-09-14 - Festival-de-Hippie
2003-09-13 - Everything I can't say in real life I say in my car
2003-09-12 - smashing globes
2003-09-10 - hanging out with the mentally ill
2003-09-08 - there's no business like show business
2003-09-07 - sunday yammering
2003-09-06 - Cement figurines are cool if you're Italian
2003-09-05 - blue eyes crying
2003-08-31 - 1-800-help-witty-kitty
2003-08-28 - sex at 6:40 -- no not me you idiot
2003-08-27 - I coulda been a contender
2003-08-25 - Bipolar Girl vs. Bubblehead.
2003-08-20 - gasping for air
2003-08-18 - mixed state
2003-08-17 - Tips for your waitress
2003-08-16 - august panic attack #1
2003-08-15 - the real cause of the power blackout
2003-08-15 - Electrical chaos 2003
2003-08-11 - Mold-ectemy STAT
2003-08-08 - yuppie by association
2003-08-04 - some moldy, oldies
2003-07-31 - vibrating pen saves the day
2003-07-28 - broadway geek readys for a job interview
2003-07-27 - get me to the church on time.
2003-07-26 - Paranoia, a free and easy hobby you can do at home
2003-07-25 - no gucci handbags for me
2003-07-20 - apartments from hell part II
2003-07-19 - Miscellaneous Interruptus Spiritus
2003-07-15 - adagio man
2003-07-13 - Life is a Cabaret.
2003-07-11 - mail order brides are evil
2003-07-10 - Sciatic Yuppies
2003-07-09 - Give me a brake....
2003-07-08 - Witty Kitty a ' la Mode