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2003-12-18 @ 2:47 p.m.
enjoying the trip

You know, me and Google are going to have to have a talk sometime soon. Some of my recent referrals have included “getting caught while self pleasuring” (huh? Me?), “Painting my boobs” (maybe once the Christmas rush is over) and that persistent Selma Hayek thing.

I was thinking maybe I should just combine all three, me self pleasuring with Selma watching, while she paints her boobs and maybe then, and only then, I’ll finally have a shot at getting one of those cool diary awards I keep reading about.

Me with my fingers crossed. hope, hope, hope.

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