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2004-09-29 @ 11:42 p.m.
200 things I may or may not have done

Stole this from TheCrankyone, because I'm in a depression coma at the moment.

Bold items are things I have done.

Bought everyone in the pub a drink
Swam with wild dolphins
Climbed a mountain
Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
Been inside the Great Pyramid
Held a tarantula
Taken a candlelit bath with someone
Said I love you and meant it
Hugged a tree
Done a striptease (Can that be for my cat?)

Bungee jumped
Visited Paris
Watched a lightning storm at sea
Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
Seen the Northern Lights
Gone to a huge sports game (Yay, S.F. 49ers!)

Walked the stairs to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa
Grown and eaten your own vegetables
Touched an iceberg
Slept under the stars
Changed a baby's diaper

Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
Watched a meteor shower
Got drunk on champagne
Given more than you can afford to charity
Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment

Had a food fight
Bet on a winning horse
Taken a sick day when you're not ill (Hasn't everybody?)
Asked out a stranger
Had a snowball fight
Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier. (No, but if you'll meet me at Kinkos tomorrow...)
Screamed as loudly as you possibly can (all the time in my car)
Held a lamb

Enacted a favourite fantasy (No, but if you'll meet me at Kinkos tomorrow...)
Taken a midnight skinny dip (No, but I have skinny dipped in a hot tub. Does that count?)
Taken an ice cold bath
Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
Seen a total eclipse
Hit a home run. (I can't even hit a baseball).
Fit three weeks miraculously into three days (I think this is a trick question, so yeah I did that.)
Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
Adopted an accent for an entire day (I used to adopt an Irish accent and make fun of our priest in Catholic school).
Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment

Had two hard drives for your computer
Visited all 50 states
Loved your job for all accounts
Taken care of someone who was shit faced (my Dad)
Had enough money to be truly satisfied
Had amazing friends
Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
Watched wild whales
Stolen a sign
Backpacked in Europe
Taken a road-trip
Rock climbing
Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
Midnight walk on the beach
Sky diving
Visited Ireland (Got a ticket?)
Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
Visited Japan
Benchpressed your own weight
Milked a cow
Alphabetized your records
Pretended to be a superhero (I used to think I was Zorro, does that count?)
Sung karaoke
Lounged around in bed all day
Posed nude in front of strangers (but I would like too!!)
Scuba diving
Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
Kissed in the rain
Played in the mud
Played in the rain
Gone to a drive-in theatre
Done something you should regret, but don't regret it.

Visited the Great Wall of China
Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog (Yes. I have some very strong suspicions about someone and possibly a second person)
Dropped Windows in favour of something better
Started a business (a graphics business called Blue Heron Graphics).
Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
Toured ancient sites

Taken a martial arts class
Swordfought for the honor of a woman
Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
Gotten married
Been in a movie (The Healers, Heroes, Strangers on a Train, The Serial, and Sister Act)
Crashed a party
Loved someone you shouldn't have (God, yes. Right as we speak)
Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
Gotten divorced
Had sex at the office
Gone without food for 5 days
Made cookies from scratch
Won first prize in a costume contest (Not first but third place. I was rooked!)
Ridden a gondola in Venice
Gotten a tattoo
Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
Rafted the Snake River
Been on television news programs as an expert (No, but I've been interviewed on the news for being an idiot).
Got flowers for no reason (when I have money, I get flowers all the time. I love flowers).
Masturbated in a public place (Yes. Bad witty).

Got so drunk you don't remember anything
Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
Performed on stage
Been to Las Vegas
Recorded music

Eaten shark (No, but I've eaten rattlesnake)
Had a one-night stand
Gone to Thailand
Seen Siouxsie live
Bought a house
Been in a combat zone
Buried one/both of your parents (My Dad died, but I don't exactly know where his slut wife buried him in the Philippines)
Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off

Been on a cruise ship
Spoken more than one language fluently
Got into a fight while attempting to defend someone
Bounced a cheque (like in the last 20 minutes. Gee I hope not)
Performed in Rocky Horror
Read - and understood - your credit report

Raised children
Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
Created and named your own constellation of stars
Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
Found out something significant that your ancestors did (well, it wasn't significant. My great grandfather was police chief of a small town on the St. Lawrence River)
Called or written your Congress person
Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
more than once?
- More than thrice?
Walked the Golden Gate Bridge (absolutely!! Great experience!)
Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking

Had an abortion or your female partner did
Had plastic surgery
Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
Wrote articles for a large publication
Lost over 100 pounds (No, but 65 pounds back in the 1980's).
Held someone while they were having a flashback
Piloted an airplane
Petted a stingray (no, but I petted a Sea Cucumber. Does that count?)
Broken someone's heart (yeah, I think so. Maybe even as we speak)
Helped an animal give birth (No, but I've watched kittens and puppies being born).
Been fired or laid off from a job
Won money on a TV game show
Broken a bone (fractured my shinbone)
Killed a human being
Gone on an African photo safari
Ridden a motorcycle
Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol.
Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
Ridden a horse
Had major surgery (is getting your tounsils out major surgery)

Had sex on a moving train
Had a snake as a pet
Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
Visited all 7 continents
Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
Eaten kangaroo meat
Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
Been a sperm or egg donor
Eaten sushi
Had your picture in the newspaper
Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about

Got someone fired for their actions
Gone back to school
Changed your name
Petted a cockroach
Eaten fried green tomatoes
Read The Iliad
Selected one important author who you missed in school, and read
Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
and got 86'd from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
Taught yourself an art from scratch. (drawing)
Killed and prepared an animal for eating
Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
Skipped all your school reunions. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
Been elected to public office
Written your own computer language
Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
Had to put someone you love into hospice care
Built your own PC from parts - with some help
Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you (maybe soon!!)
Had a booth at a street fair
Dyed your hair (duh! I'm 46)
Been a DJ
Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
Written your own role playing game
Been arrested (not yet)

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