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2006-11-23 @ 7:53 p.m.
at least we know the smoke alarm works

Thanksgiving. Yup. I was at my uncle's house. I had just gone into the bathroom, right off the kitchen and had just pulled down my panties when suddenly I hear....


I immediately jumped up, pulling up my pants and swung open the door to see the entire gas stove engulfed in flames. People were coughing and screaming. Cats were running helter skelter. Smoke was billowing upwards. My aunt with MS was waving her arms, as in don't forget I can't walk.

So...Yup. Thanksgiving at my uncle's house....come to think of it, pretty much a carbon copy of last year.

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