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2006-12-08 @ 1:31 a.m.

future writer of comedy.

For some reason, I was sort of a Franken-baby. I always had an extremely large head. In fact, I had the head the size of a five year old on the body of a two and a half year old (See above). I mean, is that normal? I looked like some strange Tim Burton float in an alternate universe Macy's Day Parade.

And yet I love the expression. I think you can probably tell that I'm already starting to form my somewhat snarky future personality and coming up with such catch phrases as "WTF!!!"

"Okay witty, we're going to cut your bangs now. (snip, snip, snip). Oh! They're so cute!! Here! Look in the mirror!!"
witty: "WTF?????????? Are are you crack, woman?????"

Well, I think you get the general idea.

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