Comments:

Andria - 2005-07-12 02:25:40
God bless Craigslist, where all the freaks can put their ad up hoping some terribly desperate woman who doesn't mind that her perspective date might be a double-penised Hannibal Lecter will reply to their ad. Who says the internet's just full of weirdos?
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hissandtell - 2005-07-12 02:30:27
I saw a photograph by Mapplethorpe once called (I think) "Presidential Penis". It was a boy's pink-thingy that had one (1) Kennedy US silver half (1/2) dollar wedged in the urethral-opening-thingy (or whatever boys call that icky-slitty-bit they wee out of). Now, of course, I'm thinking it belonged to Your Ronald. I wonder if he still has the coin? Love, R xxx
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warcrygirl - 2005-07-12 09:19:28
You don't want a guy with two sexual organs (penii?); just think, twice the work giving blowjobs and twice the mess in the bathroom (you think it's bad with one that can't aim!). Although it you're into that double-entry thing...
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purplecigar - 2005-07-12 10:13:49
"who wants a woman...with a pulse. Well, thatís understandable. And she also has to be able to stand erect."....THIS may be the funniest thing I've ever read on DiaryLand. Seriously. Coffee came out of my nose. Well done.
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Poolagirl - 2005-07-12 10:41:03
JAY-ZUZZ! Between this entry and hissie's comments, I do believe I have damaged myself laughing!
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Clipchick - 2005-07-12 12:08:01
You are just too much! I mean that in the best of ways :D What a perfect thing to start my day with. Wish the guy was my boss-I'm here, I have a pulse, and I'm, well, sitting erect anyway. Thanks for the giggle!
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Gumphood - 2005-07-12 12:13:18
I love love love craislist. Ton of luck there. I mean, that is where I got my second schlong.
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Meany - 2005-07-12 12:52:07
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [catches breath] [reads again] [snort] HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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Pandi - 2005-07-12 13:41:33
And there I was, thinking he was a hermaphrodite.
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Julie - 2005-07-12 13:59:35
That was FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!!!! Perfect read with my morning coffee...
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GoingLoopy - 2005-07-12 23:23:26
Jeez, I take a little Diaryland break, and you get comments?? YAY!!!!! And of course now, you have me really trying to restrain myself from googling "pictures of men with two penises."
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GoingLoopy - 2005-07-12 23:24:48
Jeez, I take a little Diaryland break, and you get comments?? YAY!!!!! And of course now, you have me really trying to restrain myself from googling "pictures of men with two penises."
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Kittiefan17 - 2005-07-13 14:11:42
Once again, I am laughing my ass off! That entry sort of reminds me of that segment they have on mad tv called "Lowered Expectations" lol. Everytime that comes on, I find my self rotflmao.
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Kittiefan17 - 2005-07-13 14:14:51
Once again, I am laughing my ass off! That entry sort of reminds me of that segment they have on mad tv called "Lowered Expectations" lol. Everytime that comes on, I find my self rotflmao.
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