stepfordtart - 2006-09-05 14:18:55
....and, lets face it, there's no way to wear a dirndl skirt (he SO would expect you to 'dress up' too!) without looking like a big scary lampshade, or one of those toilet roll covers with a doll in the centre. They were in fashion here in the days when I was REALLY skinny and they still made me look fat. Im kind of glad you turned him down. Im pretty sure you're not THAT desperate. And I have good vibes about suitable suitors to be found in the staff room at your new job. Make sure its a guy who works somewhere useful ie butchery or somewhere - then he brings home left over steaks for dinner and you bring "happy brithday moyra" for dessert! Job done! s x
scotvalkyrie - 2006-09-05 14:31:22
I second the butcher notion. Nothing in the world like a man who knows his meat. And how to use it. And how to fillet. Cakes will be, well, icing. Yow. Hot Flash.
Summer Gale - 2006-09-05 16:08:50
My whistle is bigger? That's hysterical! Too bad he doesn't have even one saving grace. You could go just to get out and have a change of pace as friends if you wanted because I'm not sure he'd know what to do with his great big whistle *wink* and I'm sure you'd be safe.
LA - 2006-09-05 18:51:33
Delivery guys! I forgot about the delivery guys at the grocery. I swear our local Coke plant must have a 'hotties only' hiring policy. When I'm at the Shoprite and the Coke guys are there I find many, many items of interest in the soda aisle. Then there's the chips guys, the bottled water guys, the Pepsi guys....hmnn. Part time at Shoprite might not be such a bad gig for me. I'm sure you will find all sorts of intersting specimens. Anything's gonna be better than whistle bearing, big game hunting Norman Bates. ~LA
sparkspark - 2006-09-05 19:20:04
I'm thinking you can do WAY better than Whistle Guy. I know you know that, but I'm just weighing in here because I can. XOXO Violet
seacreature - 2006-09-06 13:29:04
OH my LORD. Good call, my dear, GOOD CALL. can do oh so very much better than momma's boy freak. MY WHISTLE IS BIGGER. PFFT! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!
Phil - 2006-09-06 20:04:01
His whistle may be bigger but he's missing his marbles.

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