Comments:

Smed - 2005-08-23 21:12:00
I always liked checks made of Plutonium, or maybe even Americium. Plain old Uranium checks just bored me. Heeee! I'm makin' the science funnies!
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Meany - 2005-08-23 21:26:38
Maybe that's what made her say "radioactive." Hmmmm ...
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Poolagirl - 2005-08-23 22:02:20
I once traveled with a woman on tour who said stuff like that all the time. I explained that she was doing what is called a malaprop, etc. The next day, she said, "Explain that mellon pop thing to me again, will you?" I guess you had to be there.
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hissandtell - 2005-08-23 22:47:51
I adore malapropisms and am an avid collector of others' (and my own) linguistic moronities. One of my favourites was a very straight (male) staff member who asked, of a celebrated Oz crime victim whose surname was "Falconio", "So have they solved that Fellatio case yet?" Mind you, the same man also said he'd tried some of that fellatio bread (I assume he meant focaccia). Obviously his wife was not as forthcoming with blowjobs as he would have liked. (Or maybe she was. How the hell would I know?) Love, R xxx
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onewetleg - 2005-08-24 02:59:53
melonprepisms wreck!
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Gumphood - 2005-08-24 12:14:31
It actually is a radioactive check. Don't get it angry. You wouldn't like it if it ws angry
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Phil - 2005-08-24 23:59:17
That made my day.
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Kelly - 2005-08-25 14:59:33
Gump keeps stealing the stuff I stole off of the hulk. Steal your own stuff mister! Now to the entry. That is so funny. I wonder how many times she said that people. Molly says all kinds of doozies. I was thinking about making a list of them for an entry. Its not nice to make fun of your own kid though.....or is it?
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