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Kungfukitten - 2006-07-18 02:50:30
I was thinking with the Ozone, what would happen if you walked around with a big can of Aquanet and sprayed it infront of you as you went. Would it destroy the ozone or would it just make yor hair really big as you walked through it? You know what they say: the higher the hair, the closer to God.
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LA - 2006-07-18 08:19:38
You're braver than I am, chica. I got as far as the front door. Took one breath of ozone-y 'goodness' and started gagging. Slammed the door and retreated to my office. I don't plan on leaving my house until sometime in September. Glad your key didn't break off. Though next time you unlock your car you should put the key in straight! (heh heh heh) ~LA
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Smed - 2006-07-18 08:37:03
Oh, man. It was roasting last night when we played softball. Sizzle...
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Kathleen - 2006-07-18 10:31:53
My favorite bit of that warning is the whole "Those with respiratory problems, stay indoors." Um, does it help when I don't have air conditioning? I like this assumption that everybody is rich enough to have air conditioning. And I think it's cooler outside than in my upstairs right under a black tar roof apt.
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boxx - 2006-07-18 12:21:20
Global warming is very real and it is here.
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zen - 2006-07-18 12:46:51
oh my gosh witty! this has to be one of the most creative, funniest entries i've read on diaryland. i think you will be my first official entry in my favorite entries page....now i just have to figure out how to do it!...~zen
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zen - 2006-07-18 12:52:11
i figured out how to do it and you are officially my first entry in favorite entries. i just love your diary!...~zen
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sparkspark - 2006-07-18 14:45:37
So, hold on a moment, there: The key has to go in STRAIGHT? Huh. Thank God they told you! XO Violet
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Seacreature - 2006-07-18 15:27:20
So we're not the only ones baking over here in Cali. And it won't. Ever. Fucking. END. A full month of searing temps with no breaks in between. I could have lived the rest of my life without experiencing hell on earth.
Sounds like you had a lovely time being the damsel in distress there. And the "frying bacon at IHOP"...HAHAHA!
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skibigsky - 2006-07-18 19:08:22
We went on a bike ride today at 10am, and we were clearly out about 6 hours too late. By the time we got done it was 1000 degrees (we don't have those free radical ozone things running around causing all sorts of problems). I think the entire country is roasting. (And so, the key has to go in straight. Huh. Who'd've thunk it? Clearly this man is a product of higher education. Sheesh...)
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stepfordtart - 2006-07-19 16:25:38
Hey Witty! My Car died! The MondeoShitMachine is no more! I will tell the full tragedy of it all next time I get two seconds to update but I have to report that the sad old thing did not make it to my birthday. boohoo. s x
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Kelly - 2006-07-19 18:10:08
hahahahaha at least your ass smells delicious when frying!
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Maria - 2006-07-20 06:30:12
I spent the better part of 10 minutes one night trying to get into my car and not having the key work. Imagine my reaction when I realized that it was because it wasn't my car.
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